People tend to only read headlines in a news feed, and then move on. There’s really no need to hire reporters to flesh out the facts and both sides of the story.
Therefore, all you have to do is come up with a headline, and someone else can come up with the story. Maybe the reader himself or herself will, in their mind.
Give it a try.
Examples:
Man Rescues Poodles in Skirts From Near-Certain Sniffing By Biden in Boxers
Bat Boy Spotted at Baseball Stadium!
John Kerry, Beto O’Rourke Seen Out Together “Cruising Even Richer Chicks”
Another example:
Trump is toast. Will probably die in prison now with new charges. ( no really I just read it.)
Congress debates new tacks plan. Editors frantically fact check.
“Biden enacts executive order banning discrimination for age or gender at all levels of sport – Women and children hardest hit…”
Dylan Mulvaney announces new corporate model based on threatening to influence a product, as a form of blackmail…
Pen pal stabs Pal with pen.
Guests in awe seeing beef stroganoff at local church supper…