Dear Penthouse, I never thought It would happen to me but this beautiful girl just flew into my room and…the police didnt believe me either..luckily no shenanigans went on and I had to tell them she was a present from Bob B and OPPO. Boys, call me a lawyer please and don’t go home for a couple days..I am going to use the ” It was an accident…she must of got caught in a dust devil when the boys showed up..on account of climate change”..
Hello officers, have you seen an aerial observer we lost during our shift change? Oh, there she is… no, you don’t need to bother with any further investigation – the launch crew was a bit over exuberant, that’s all… Am I a pimp? Now why would you ask that?
What kind of sorcery did he use? I mean, I’m pretty good at a lot of things…
I heard the Animal House actor is still thanking God to this day for his scene.
But, can I afford the upkeep and maintenance?
If I had a nickel …..
I wonder how many takes for that scene.
IYKWIMAITYD.
Dear Penthouse, I never thought It would happen to me but this beautiful girl just flew into my room and…the police didnt believe me either..luckily no shenanigans went on and I had to tell them she was a present from Bob B and OPPO. Boys, call me a lawyer please and don’t go home for a couple days..I am going to use the ” It was an accident…she must of got caught in a dust devil when the boys showed up..on account of climate change”..
Hello officers, have you seen an aerial observer we lost during our shift change? Oh, there she is… no, you don’t need to bother with any further investigation – the launch crew was a bit over exuberant, that’s all… Am I a pimp? Now why would you ask that?
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