At US Antarctic Base Hit by Harassment Claims, Workers Are Banned From Buying Alcohol
ABC | 9/28/23 | Nick PerryFrom Sunday, workers at the main United States base in Antarctica will no longer be able to walk into a bar and order a beer, after the federal agency overseeing the research program decided to stop serving alcohol.
Not very much after they stop serving booze.
Can you name a cold place on Earth that isn’t synonymous with getting absolutely smashed?
https://dom.pitt.edu/people-drink-more-in-colder-regions-bataller-led-study-finds/
No worries – everything is chill…
I have a feeling that a bunch of scientists with lots of lab equipment are going to figure out a way around this.
“Dammit, why must everything be served on ice?” – a dissatisfied customer
Customer: I’d like a hot toddy.
Bartender: Hey, Toddy – you got a customer.
Worker: “Imma try and make some moonshine mash with penguin feathers. It will work but you might be walking funny.”
Worker2: “Gotta be better than your walrus blubber batch. I couldn’t even get up off the floor.”
LMAO!
“Light the still, Ernest T.! I think we’ll add a little blueberry infusion to this batch.”
“Uh-oh. Our orders said to report to the ANTarctic.”
Making pengin?
He only uses penguins that are easy to catch. It’s slow pengin.
That stuff’s too strong for me. I can only take it waddled down.
What Is Going On in Antarctica?
Not much anymore
Nice thing about antartica is that while it is claimed by 7 countries, there are no official borders. It’s like the food court at the mall. So me, I’d just hit the french bit for food, the Argentina or Chile areas for dancing, the Aussie place for drinks, and finish off in the Norway shop for something to take home.
Don’t ask the albino penguins. You won’t like the answer.
Especially since the Emperor has no clothes.
What Is Going On in Antarctica?
A scientific experiment to prove that all the worlds problems are caused by people who desperately need a drink.
Don’t worry. While they can’t have alcohol anymore, they still get all the coffee they want. That’ll help defuse the tension.
It’s cold, but at least it’s a dry cold.
Penguins is practically chickens
Someone keeps taking the triple dog dare to touch their tongue to the South Pole.
Well, at least it’s spring; that should help.
…PENGUIN LUST!!
What Is Going On in Antarctica?
The same old Thing.
Mass SOIS (Sudden Onset Incel Syndrome).
Border wall plans put on hold until the Fentanyl availability reaches crisis proportions.
Walrus just had huge regrets about that timeshare purchase.
Right when they have three supertankers of Bud Light to get rid of…