Innomonatus is taking the whole “Obama Ate a Dog” thing in a new and interesting direction:
I’ve just started on my next parody song, “We don’t eat dogs” to the tune of We Are the World… It would be EPICALLY AWESOME if everybody in our little corner of the blogosphere contributed a line or two, as was done in the original.
Basically what he’s asking for is volunteers to record themselves singing a couple lines. He’ll write the lyrics and do all the mixing. All you have to do is make a tiny little audio file & email it to him.
And don’t let lack of singing ability stop you. Remember, Bob Dylan sang in the original “We Are the World”, and that man couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket with a forklift.
Tell him Harvey sent you.

How’s he going to get us all to sing in the same key?
I volunteer Harvey to sing a few bars and post it in one of those mp3 gadget thingys! 🙂
Besides, I hate that song!
We don’t eat dogs,
we don’t kill baaaaabies,
We take care of our own,
so leave us alone and we’ll let you live.
Did you ever hear the original?
I don’t think being in key was one of the requirements.
Again – they invited Bob Dylan.
Anyway, direct all serious questions to Innomonatus at the link in the post.
Chris Anarchris Karma
WE DON’T EAT DOGS
They’re friends of children
we like it when they bark, when their tails are wagging.
OBAMA ate one, the worst President-lets make sure he takes a hike this coming fall.
WE DON’T EAT DOGS
… they play with children
we like it when they think we threw the ball.
OBAMA ate one, that really makes me sick!
lets make sure he takes a hike this coming fall.
There’s a choice we’re makin’
we’re savin’ Lassie’s life
its true we make a brighter day
eat cows instead
Dogs don’t taste like bacon
and cats have nine lives
and so on earth day
eat cats instead
I found the YouTube where Bob Dylan is rehearsing “We Are The World.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UfVmJBF-OY
Truly inspiring, Harvey and Innomonatus. It’s soooo bad, it’s funny.
Not only can he not carry a tune, he can barely talk.
Ok, I’m in.
Thanks to those who have enlisted their services so far.
We don’t eat dogs
Or bugs or ti-gers
We are the ones who cherish children’s lives
And not a-bor-tion
A different “choice” we’re making
Defending freedom with our lives
We also know grammatically,
It’s you and I
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