It was still there! damn it, after all the planning, the logistics, the execution, it was still there shining it’s bright light on the world below and we were now out of nukes, damn it all.
There is a lot of expository information that you will probably need to understand what is going on here, but before I can get to that, I have to demonstrate to this stupid ninja that a lifetime of dedicated study to the martial arts is still no match for a well maintained M1911A1.
In the end it wasn’t an individual AI intelligence that caused issues for the human race, but the struggle between the 47 unique artificial intelligences that arose and the many subvariants of the same.
I like this format. I think I’ll post one for next Saturday, on the theme of “An eye-catching first line for an erotic novel.” Arm your imaginations accordingly.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York.
An Eye-Catching First Line for a Novel: …
‘Twas a dark and stormy night.
An Eye-Catching First Line for a Novel: …
Lolita Island had never been more alluring.
Oppo caught Mika’s eye…
“Opp — ooooh!”
Emus… why does it always have to be Emus?
They’ll always rue the day they crossed paths with the Blue Emu.
Because resistance is futile Bob Beeeeeeee.
Tuna!
The AI surveillance system, code-named “Eyecatcher”, had a glitch.
While staring him down, I waved my finger at Corn Pop and said “C’mon Man, I was just sniffing your sister’s hair.”
After proudly pooping the constable opted for a late lunch.
An Eye-Catching First Line for a Novel: …
It was still there! damn it, after all the planning, the logistics, the execution, it was still there shining it’s bright light on the world below and we were now out of nukes, damn it all.
He wouldn’t stop saying “Call me Ishmael”, so I gave him the worst of times.
I think the contest you are referring to is actually to write the worst opening line…
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An Eye-Catching First Line for a Novel: …
There is a lot of expository information that you will probably need to understand what is going on here, but before I can get to that, I have to demonstrate to this stupid ninja that a lifetime of dedicated study to the martial arts is still no match for a well maintained M1911A1.
“My first thoughts were that I shouldn’t have been allowed to pick my own pronouns.”
“The big problem wasn’t that I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, but that I turned bi- at Albuquerque.”
Frankly, I really should’ve caught the baby.
In the end it wasn’t an individual AI intelligence that caused issues for the human race, but the struggle between the 47 unique artificial intelligences that arose and the many subvariants of the same.
“She awoke baring a sly smile, knowing exactly where she was.”
He had been my best friend, pals for years when he stated it was time he went abroad. Soon it became apparent, travel, was not his intent.
My vorpal blade went snicker-snack: but no, this was no fictional Jabberwock.
I like this format. I think I’ll post one for next Saturday, on the theme of “An eye-catching first line for an erotic novel.” Arm your imaginations accordingly.
Emus… why does it always have to be Emus?
Are you sure you want to see that?
“After my friend’s suicide, I found out I was in his will for a collection of boxes of evidence against Hillary Clinton.”
The above is also the last line of the novel. That was easy!
“Hey, let’s get completely naked,” said the perky blond to her daring, up-for-anything red-headed girlfriend.
You’ll need this one next Saturday.