… everyone gets a government-subsidized EV – they’ll work on providing enough electricity to power the darn things by 2060, and infrastructure to get it to you by 2090…
The Biden family will be collecting for the Big Guy:
1.2 drummers drumming,
1.1 pipers piping,
A lord a-leaping,
.9 ladies dancing,
.8 maids a-milking,
.7 swans a-swimming,
.6 geese a-laying,
All five golden rings,
.4 calling birds,
.3 French hens,
.2 turtle doves
And ten percent of a partridge and its pear tree.
Your Christmas goose will be cooked in boiled back butter. After the festivities you’ll realize there was no goose. There was no butter. Just the bill.
https://www.spam.com/recipes
100 recipes for holiday dining. If you crispen and brown all sides, you will be able to do the traditional presentation and slicing at the table…
Due to Bidenomics:
. . . Hans Gruber Jr. can only afford to bring 3 terrorists to the annual Nakatomi Christmas party. Should be plenty enough, since the security guard is Kevin McAllister Jr., and the senior FBI agent is played by intellectual tough guy Pauly Shore. Moviegoers are overwhelmingly rooting for the terrorists.
… everyone gets a government-subsidized EV – they’ll work on providing enough electricity to power the darn things by 2060, and infrastructure to get it to you by 2090…
… the stuffing will be preapproved by the White House, only to be used to stifle dissent…
… the prayer will be that Bidenomics “doesn’t alter it further”…
… there will be no coal in stockings this year – it’s all being sent to China instead…
In the newest version of A Christmas Carol, Scrooge asks “Are there no prisons?” Merrick Garland and Soros DAs respond, “Only for Republicans.”
Holidays Will Be a Little Different This Year: …
The FBI is recording the comments from Thursday of what people are thankful for. The top ten will be eliminated before Hanukkah.
Holidays Will Be a Little Different This Year: …
Krampusnacht will be added to our Holiday list.
Holidays Will Be a Little Different This Year: …
Meals will be served raw because cooking contributes to climate change.
The Biden family will be collecting for the Big Guy:
1.2 drummers drumming,
1.1 pipers piping,
A lord a-leaping,
.9 ladies dancing,
.8 maids a-milking,
.7 swans a-swimming,
.6 geese a-laying,
All five golden rings,
.4 calling birds,
.3 French hens,
.2 turtle doves
And ten percent of a partridge and its pear tree.
Holidays Will Be a Little Different This Year: …
Without Rosalynn Carter.
“Rent-A-Turkey”
Re-usable pop corn
Borrowed firewood
That pop corn was one bad dude.
Your Christmas goose will be cooked in boiled back butter. After the festivities you’ll realize there was no goose. There was no butter. Just the bill.
I’m just now realizing I misunderstood the slogan.
We are being billed to back away from better.
Billed Back Better. Hoodwinked by a spelling error all along.
https://www.spam.com/recipes
100 recipes for holiday dining. If you crispen and brown all sides, you will be able to do the traditional presentation and slicing at the table…
Instead of a turkey it’s a pigeon getting plucked. And the pigeon is you.
Due to Bidenomics:
. . . Hans Gruber Jr. can only afford to bring 3 terrorists to the annual Nakatomi Christmas party. Should be plenty enough, since the security guard is Kevin McAllister Jr., and the senior FBI agent is played by intellectual tough guy Pauly Shore. Moviegoers are overwhelmingly rooting for the terrorists.
Due to Bidenomics, Holidays Will Be a Little Different This Year: …
you celebrate them at your own peril.
…Due to supply chain interruptions, your salmonella will most likely be locally sourced.
…Even Biden will only get 10%, of the giblets.
…Imma have to bring my own gas to my next carjacking.
…Dorothea Lange’s estate will sue anyone taking family photos.
Holidays?