…a misplaced container of a small amount of molded bacon
…1 Scotch, 1 Bourbon and 1 can of Schlitz (yes thats right I prefer my shots chilled)
…a birthday cake in the form of a
small wooden badger
There is something in the fridge encased in Tupperware (that I am afraid to open) that I bring to every family pot luck gathering. It sits next to unopened Falstaff and Jax beers. Its existence might explain the random phone calls I get from the EPA. It definitely explains why the family asks me to show up empty-handed to every pot luck gathering, and just eat their food. Works for me.
A worse experience in life is when you have a mystery dish saved, not in disposable Tupperware, but some nice bowl you want to keep. Then you have to — ugh — deal with the contents, because you can’t throw the whole kit ‘n’ caboodle into the trash.
That sad little housewarming fruit Jello mold I made for Walrus’s moving day. With whipped cream where Miss Raquel’s naughty bits would be. It’s beginning to look like Nancy Pelosi now.
Been there done that, found it right on the top shelf next to my car keys. Worse is when you put the tupperware of leftovers in the cabinet and don’t find it for weeks.
Good Canadian Maple Syrup..#2 Amber which is cooked longer..that much more sweeter, darker and condensed..put it on good vanilla ice cream…listen for the reminder from the wife about my diabetes..pass out and go to lala land..she watches whatever she wants on tv..except when there is a hockey or baseball game..then the nightly ritual is repeated later than usual..
A second key…
I could’ve proven that.
The cryogenic technology needed to fabricate semiconductors.
“Or a proton ionization field.”
— Balthazar Conehead
What Would We Find in Your Refrigerator That We Wouldn’t Find in Ours?
Expiration dates from the last millenium.
Challenge Accepted!
Nothin’ … you got a warrant?
The tears I left when I found the last piece of cheesecake gone…
…a misplaced container of a small amount of molded bacon
…1 Scotch, 1 Bourbon and 1 can of Schlitz (yes thats right I prefer my shots chilled)
…a birthday cake in the form of a
small wooden badger
The question is not “what”, but “who”?
The stuff I took out of your refrigerator.
Them’s fightin’ wurds. Food stealin’ is lower than a snakes belly.
A.k.a. You won’t like me when I’m hungry
Survey Says: What Would We Find in Your Refrigerator That We Wouldn’t Find in Ours?
A dead schnorrer.
There is something in the fridge encased in Tupperware (that I am afraid to open) that I bring to every family pot luck gathering. It sits next to unopened Falstaff and Jax beers. Its existence might explain the random phone calls I get from the EPA. It definitely explains why the family asks me to show up empty-handed to every pot luck gathering, and just eat their food. Works for me.
A worse experience in life is when you have a mystery dish saved, not in disposable Tupperware, but some nice bowl you want to keep. Then you have to — ugh — deal with the contents, because you can’t throw the whole kit ‘n’ caboodle into the trash.
That sad little housewarming fruit Jello mold I made for Walrus’s moving day. With whipped cream where Miss Raquel’s naughty bits would be. It’s beginning to look like Nancy Pelosi now.
Goat cheese from when we used to have a goat.
My neighbor’s cat.
Kitten Chow Mein?!
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
The TV remote again, dammit!
Been there done that, found it right on the top shelf next to my car keys. Worse is when you put the tupperware of leftovers in the cabinet and don’t find it for weeks.
Good Canadian Maple Syrup..#2 Amber which is cooked longer..that much more sweeter, darker and condensed..put it on good vanilla ice cream…listen for the reminder from the wife about my diabetes..pass out and go to lala land..she watches whatever she wants on tv..except when there is a hockey or baseball game..then the nightly ritual is repeated later than usual..
Mysterious container of clear liquid marked with the chemical designation 2H20D20.
Heavy water?
Just in case … For moon-nuking purposes of course.
Mostly peaceful Moon Nuking.