Man Files Multimillion-Dollar Lawsuit for Suffering Trauma

Too “Emotionally Flabbergasted” To Describe It — “The Passchendaele of Traumas” — For Fear of Reliving It

Asks Unspecified Damages, From Unspecified Parties

Trump, Musk Named

Yep, I should have been a lawyer.

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