I came for the deeply meaningful philosophical discussions, but am staying for the snark and snappy comebacks. I’ll wait over here for some. Let me know if you see any….
I am here, humble before my peers, to absorb the knowledge of this realm in the hopes of sharing it to make this world maybe just a little less unbearable.
And I really like punching hippies and want to see the moon get the Nagasaki treatment.
It’s a little known fact: Years later the guy conducting the interview became the British Minister of Silly Walks which is often an almost automatic step to becoming the British Prime Minister. Unfortunately he was never selected to became the British Prime Minister due to his consistently argumentative nature. He, of course, would argue that all of the above is a lie.
Keir Starmer is the current Prime Minister of England. He’s been described as a complete and total left wing moron who believes only what he reads in written transcripts of Bernie Sanders speeches as published in the London Times.
I come here to chew bubblegum I got for Christmas.. and eat peppermint sticks while I figure out my Strawberry Alarm Clock.
I’m here for the Hot Smoke and Sassafras but all I get is hot air and smart asses.
I came for the bacon, and the cookies. The bacon is tantalizingly just-out-of-reach, and I got a lot of exercise eluding a large, flightless bird…
I came to learn the location of the secret headquarters and hopefully gain a key to the executive restroom.
“Your mama don’t dance, and your daddy don’t rock and roll.”
“Yo mama! Yo mama is so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.”
“Nah uh! Yo mama’s so nasty, she brings crabs TO the beach!”
“Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.”
“Yo daddy’s so old that when he farts, dust comes out.”
“Yo daddy’s so ugly he scared the sh!t out of the toilet!!”
“No he didn’t. Screw you!”
“Yes, he did! Eat my shorts!”
“NO HE DIDN’T!!!”
“YES HE DID!!!”
(BAM BOOM BAM BAM BOOM BOOM BOP BING…)
“Boys, wash up for dinner!”
I came for the deeply meaningful philosophical discussions, but am staying for the snark and snappy comebacks. I’ll wait over here for some. Let me know if you see any….
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I am here, humble before my peers, to absorb the knowledge of this realm in the hopes of sharing it to make this world maybe just a little less unbearable.
And I really like punching hippies and want to see the moon get the Nagasaki treatment.
I came here cuz my wife told me to.
I came for the waters.
But Cassblanca is in the desert.
How about Bassclanca?
It’s a little known fact: Years later the guy conducting the interview became the British Minister of Silly Walks which is often an almost automatic step to becoming the British Prime Minister. Unfortunately he was never selected to became the British Prime Minister due to his consistently argumentative nature. He, of course, would argue that all of the above is a lie.
Who is the Prime Minister of Britain right now anyway?
It seems like they change PM’s more often than Biden changes diapers..just sayin.
Some leftist Nazi.
Keir Starmer is the current Prime Minister of England. He’s been described as a complete and total left wing moron who believes only what he reads in written transcripts of Bernie Sanders speeches as published in the London Times.