“Why Miss Munro, I see you’ve taken up knitting.”
“Yes but I’m afraid I’m not very good at it.”
“Why so?’
“Well, there is one string that if you pull it the whole thing unravels.”
“I’ll find it for you.”
“Thanks. Oh we got a call back to FrankJ for everyone.”
“Fantastic.”
FrankJ:
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Pollsters say Trump will be able to get 79% of all Democrat Politicians in DC convicted of colluding with ISIS and sent to Gitmo.
Beats me…I’m a Hipster not a Pollster..I hate those guys.
Ringo: “I’m neither. I’m a holster.”
S. Colbert: “I’m a Closet Cock Holster, not Trump, but you probably figured it out already.
My secret lover is Jimmy Kimmel…there, I said it.”
Technically, it’s crocheted. But I only figured that out after becoming hypnotized by Miss Munro’s face (about a 9.9 I figure) and then experiencing lost time.
You coulda told me it’s macrame and I would have believed it.