Neither Here Nor There: I Prefer Thin-Crust Pizza Posted by Oppo on 27 January 2025, 3:00 pm Doesn’t even have to be round.
What do pizza and sex have in common? When they’re good, they’re good. When they’re not good, they’re still good. 2 Reply to this comment
Well, imo, when sex is bad it’s like bad opera (shut the b!itch up!). And when pizza is bad, it’s heartburn and possibly vomiting. 1 Reply to this comment
I prefer my pizza like my women. Hot & Ready.
I like deep dish.
Ok, but why did the movie American Pie 🥧 come to my mind?
Someone really wasn’t putting much pride into the work…
Or too much Pride. All those ex-government DEI hires got to do something.
They tend to get thin when cooked like that.
Looks like a Sicilian may have been involved.
Oh, you don’t want to mess with a Sicilian when pie is on the line…
What do pizza and sex have in common?
When they’re good, they’re good. When they’re not good, they’re still good.
Well, imo, when sex is bad it’s like bad opera (shut the b!itch up!). And when pizza is bad, it’s heartburn and possibly vomiting.
In both cases, a lot of wasted dough.
That looks like a Pepe’s pizza, had one last week.
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This pizza is warped…how come I always get a warped one!?