It excites them, anyway.
Why not have Ring ™ cameras in every room of your house, saving screen shots every three seconds, so that if something happens they will have ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos — for your convenience and safety ™?
Or they can just make them live.
On the internet. For good citizens to monitor.
I think there’s an app for that. 🤔
Let’s party like it’s 1984…
Hmmm, can I access Sydney Sweeny’s feeds?
Yes! Just become a member of the pull-it buro.
I’d rather leave the donkeys out of this.
When someone says “Microsoft,” all I see is Bill Gates’ ugly, evil face.
Okay, and also Steve Balmer throwing chairs on stage.
What jackwagons.
I have Blink cameras in every room…I really hope the FBI doesn’t put pictures of two 68 year olds having sex on the kitchen table… or the living room coffee table… or the dining room table…or….on the internet.
Plus, a toilet cam would be too hilarious to even describe and I won’t even attempt to go there.
Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go there.
They would need to win their court battle with O.F. first.