… were Wankinators sent to the past by SkyNut.
They can’t be bargained with.
They can’t be reasoned with.
They don’t feel pity, or remorse, though they feel fear a lot.
You say Carney is a wanker
Talk to his banker
He ain’t a hater
The deposits are for later
Socialists wank for free
Or talk to Jimmy Fallon
He buys it by the gallon
Brags about it on late night t v
Canucks get no debating
Just government regulating
Citizens can wank for a fee
Put a wig on Fred or Barney
They’ve got to hand it to Carney
He’ll wank just to see if she’s a he
That socialist wanker is on a spree
…the boys are NOT alright …
… too many to count, not enough to care about…
…not too surprisingly are all fans of the Strokes…
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists.
…all agree that the new models we have today are the wankiest.
… that tailor who convinced Napoleon that tight white pants were good military clothing.
Indeed, and Historians all agree that although Napoleon and the tailor were tight, they were no where near as tight as Obama and Reggie Love. 💕
Wankers Throughout History: … Always come last.
Coming soon…
What would you do with a free 53gal. barrel of rum aged 100 years?
… were Wankinators sent to the past by SkyNut.
They can’t be bargained with.
They can’t be reasoned with.
They don’t feel pity, or remorse, though they feel fear a lot.
… Mr. Peabody’s Nazi sidekick, “German.”
… the fat Dr. Who, “The Time Lard.”
If you can’t beat them….wait, why would I want to?
…cannot compare to MY wanking history
…they are increasingly migrating to OnlyFans, for more exposure…
… have just opened a museum in some flaktower in Chicago, if American or Kenyan.
… have invariably had two or more hyphens in their name, if British.
…otherwise known as Englishmen…
…credit hard work and practice over the anatomically ambiguous and chimpanzee coached upperclass.
…choose Stratocasters over the Gibson SG.
…circle the wagons when defending their DEI policies.
Well we all know that the WEF Prime Minister, assigned to Canada, Mark Carney is one of the biggest wankers ever…
Next one was a test…not going thru the Canadian Internet….check one..check two…(knocking on door..quite loud)…oh look..its the RCMP…sin…off..
Mark Carney
You say Carney is a wanker
Talk to his banker
He ain’t a hater
The deposits are for later
Socialists wank for free
Or talk to Jimmy Fallon
He buys it by the gallon
Brags about it on late night t v
Canucks get no debating
Just government regulating
Citizens can wank for a fee
Put a wig on Fred or Barney
They’ve got to hand it to Carney
He’ll wank just to see if she’s a he
That socialist wanker is on a spree
(With apologies to Donna Summer)
THE FORCE IS STRONG IN YOU Dohtimes…