Straight Line of the Day: My Latest Patent Is the Muddle Detector. Among Its Uses: … Posted by Oppo on 9 November 2026, 12:00 pm
Well, I used to use mine to detect how much tequila is in my drink but I’m a Teetotaler now. I’ve been taking bids for it starting at one dollar. Reply to this comment
…locating wandering legislators…
Helping you detect the quality of your bartender.
Tracking your progress when doing business with any government agency.
…separating muddles from pickles and clusterfarks…
Well, I used to use mine to detect how
much tequila is in my drink but I’m a Teetotaler now. I’ve been taking bids for it starting at one dollar.