“If you think you built that business, then where’s your build certificate?” -Obama
If the Chinese launch a mission to the moon, we’ll shoot it down, right?
I don’t know about this Mitt Romney app; you have to three star every level to find out who his VP is.
Maybe a weird, creepy old guy shouldn’t encourage spreading unsourced rumors? #harryreidisapederast
I heard from a guy that Senate Democrats are thinking of putting Harry Reid in a home. #HarryReidRumors
I heard from a guy that Harry Reid spends hours just standing in the men’s room by the urinals staring at everyone. #HarryReidRumors
And I know I’ve said it before, but Harry Reid is the worst porno name ever. #HarryReidRumors
Since he hasn’t passed a budget the past three years, what has Harry Reid been up to? #HarryReidIsAPederast
Don’t miss this sign at a Georgia hardware store.
I’m just saying that in every neighborhood Harry Reid ever lived in a number of pets went missing. #HarryReidRumors
Y’know, I was avoiding creating a Twitter account, although I’d inched closer to it day by day. #HarryReidIsAPederast was the tipping point. Thanks for pulling me over the line, guys.
A page who asked to be anonymous once told me that Harry Reid wore lingerie under his suit and, when alone in his office, liked to slip on a pare of red pumps.
Harry Reid once used his position to work out a sweet realestate deal where he made millions…actually, that one is true.
If we don’t care about illegals slipping into California, We aren’t going to be bothered with some Chinese stepping on our moon.
Lets declare the moon our 51st state and arrange for retired politicians to retire there.
They’re remaking an old movie about a pickpocket in honor of Reid: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_in_Your_Pocket
Two sad things about Mr. Reid: 1) The dear citizens of Nevada wasted an entire Senate election cycle on him, and 2) His paradigm’s been completely knocked off kilter now that he’s not nestled comfortably in Nancy Pelosi’s lap.
Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lion. It’s not a good time to be a dog, since the President eats those.
Sorry, another random comment for the Random Thoughts post:
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/State-Pays-Drivers-for-Poor-Road-Conditions-164321256.html
San Francisco road conditions cost drivers $700 a year. Can we still claim that government roads deserve more credit than business owners’ hard work?
When I think about Harry Reid, Pelosi, the Clintons & the rest of the radical lefties (that includes Soros & Lewis), I can’t help thinking about combining the movie scripts from Seven Days In May & the christening scene from The Godfather. No one gets hurt but all the liberals get rounded up & sent to some resort island for as long as it takes to get the country back on track again. Fatten them up & bring them back & make them get real jobs & pay taxes. Never allow them to enter politics again.