Well, I think we’ve had enough talking about Akin for a while. So this economy under Obama… still really sucks, huh?
At some point, we really have to crack down on all these distractions. Obama is a horrible president who has done a horrible job and the main message of the presidential campaign needs to be, “Look how horrible Obama has been. The idea of giving Obama another four years is insane. Insane. Anyone who votes for Obama should be locked up in Arkham Asylum with the Joker. Obviously, like him, that person just wants to watch the world burn.”
Of course, the Democrats are going to try to cling to every distraction they can find and the media will help them. That’s why every Republican needs to bring every conversation back to Obama and the economy. For instance, in reacting to Akin, they should have said, “What Akin said was such an ignorant mess that it reminded me exactly of what Obama has done with the economy over the past four years.” If they try to bring up Seamus again, we should say, “That dog must have been as scared up there as an unemployed person is in Obama’s economy.” And if a dead hooker is found in the trunk of Romney’s car, he needs to say, “I can’t explain how she got there, the same as Obama can’t explain what happened with the trillion in ‘stimulus’ he spent that failed to revitalize the economy.”
See, simple. No matter what comes up, we can bring the conversation back to the important issues. If the Republicans would like to hire me as a campaign consultant, I cost one million dollars. If the Democrats would like to hire me to help them counteract this, I cost two million dollars.
Your pricing strategy reminds me of something I read on the other day about whiskey pricing. When some mediocre brand was struggling with sales, they drastically increased their prices without changing their product at all. This led some people to believe the product must be good/high quality due to the expense, and their sales greatly increased.
In your case, you may want to increase your consultant fees a little more, especially for the democrats.
A dead hooker was found in the trunk of Romney’s car?
Probably there because she didn’t survive the ride on top.
Oh-oh.
I’ve been screaming this from the twittertops the past few days. And yet, no response, applause, or enthusiastic reinforcement for this obvious concept’s inherent wisdom. It’s almost as if the conservatives WANT a divisive food fight. Brilliant!
If Democrats can milk Mitt’s tax returns for a month, imagine all the fun and mileage we can have with the “legitimate rape” squirrel until Election Day. It’s not like this feeds some hypothetical “GOP hates women” narrative or anything!
Because, in this age of 8% unemployment for 42 straight months, nothing is more important to our country and helpful to the republic than a months-long national converation about abortion.
#StayOnTopic
Unspoken in the above advice is the need to dazzle the liberal with a shiny object in order to get a word in.
I heard a caller on the Dana Loesch show (http://beverlysteinigercampaign.com/) supply the perfect response to anyone asking about abortion rights, “I think it is a shame that today in America a woman can get an abortion more easily that she can get a job.”
@ Jimmy, the hooker wasn’t killed by the ride on top of the car, but by cancer from when Romney fired her baby’s daddy 5 years ago.
Duke, who said anything about a ride on top of a car? 😉
Mrs. C, If Obama has his way she won’t want a job but can get an abortion even after the kid has gotten a photo ID.