The next Star Wars 3D releases are delayed. Every time they convert it Hayden Christensen’s acting collapses back into one dimension.
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) August 27, 2012
Obama is growing the middle class by filling it with people that used to be upper class.
—Drew (@FigDrewton) August 27, 2012
Being Chris Matthews is its own punishment.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 27, 2012
The twist at the end of The Newsroom is that journalism was dead the whole time.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 27, 2012

Did Mike Nelson kind of steal your Star Wars 3D joke? Converting the New SW movies to 3D upgrades the acting to 2D…. I remember because I flat out stole it when you said it that time.