It’s your quote of the day from How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome. This one is from “Chapter Three: Foreign Relations”:

Another way to energy independence is through finding things other than oil to use for power. Like the sun. That’s stupid. Instead of relying on a power source we have right here on Earth — oil — we’re going to count on one that’s not even on our planet and over which we have no control? One day, the sun could just burn out, and then what would happen to us? We’d be out of electricity. That’s too risky.

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