Things Hillary has planned for her adult fun camps
- Frontal lobotomies
- Laundering her foreign donations
- White Water activities
- A double elimination tournament of Pin the Cigar on the Intern
- Crafting all those handmade leather Vote for Hillary wallets
- Shredding, shredding, shredding
- Classes on how to carry two phones at once
- Relaxing crayon time with her special connect the dots edition of The Vagina Monologues Coloring Book
- First aid training for those who can’t afford healthcare on the exchanges
- Archery competitions involving hunting homeless men who have been dressed like Ted Nugent
- Flag burning for beginners
- Extinguishing burning flag burners for beginners
- The First Annual Symbolism over Substance hot dog chopping competition
-Lights Out time whenever subpoenaed by Congress.
-Polyester Pantsuit Protocol.
-Canoe-deling with rich investors.
-How to build and maintain your own computer.
-How to pack for tax payer junkets.
-How to make flip flops look practical.
-How to make $200,000.00 an hour by complaining about wealth inequality.
-How to get away with murder.
Classes include:
« Dress Stain Removal Techniques. Learn how to remove those pesky yellow stains left behind from *cough* *cough*. (Women only)
« Liberal Psycho-babble For Beginners. Yes you can!
« Intermediate Liberal Psycho-babble. Oh, no you didn’t!
« Advanced Liberal Psycho-babble. What difference, at this point, does it make?
« Advanced Vodka and Scotch Tasting. BYOB.
On rainy days, they can play spot the what difference does it make on the computer.
Learn To Punt by an Expert
Make Pretend Indian Crafts With Elizabeth Warren
Hello Hillry, hello Billry,
Here we are at, Camp Where-Are-We?
Reeducating, gee that’s bettah,
Kill me slowly, kindly disregard my ca-ca.
For the federally-subsidized attendees: Camp Getmo presents s’mores, s’mores, s’mores! And, Ranger Fluke’s Sandra-Castle contest.
Harangue-Gliding
The Many Secret Ways To Use a TARP
Valet Ball
* Prepping babies for the campfire. Do’s and Don’ts.
* Overcoming the I-ain’t-always-tired fatigue syndrome. How to tell if you have it, treat it and kill it.
* Political take-down wrestling. Fun for the whole family! Learn easy ways to put your opponent in a thigh headlock.
* Healthy Living: 101 recipes for BBQ’d dog. (Presented by a famous guest chef!)
* Is your carbon footprint correct? Learn ways to reduce it or eliminate it entirely.
* Climatology For Dummies: leave your incorrect, pre-conceived notions at the door. We’re all gonna die!
I think I started a bacon-lanche.
RaceTogether Mare-a-Thon
The Three-Legate Race
Potato Psaki Race
Intramural games: our team, with their hands tied, vs. a famous J.V. team.
Blind Sheik’s Bluff
* Pin The Tail On The
DonkeyLGBT Democrat.* Groping For Fun with Presidents and Vice Presidents.
* Learn How to Twitter – like Bloggers!