. . . a Muslim outreach program to make them feel good about their contributions to science. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man, I crack myself up sometimes. As if that could ever – oh, wait . . .
…Caitlyn 1. They’ll just use the Saturn V rocket in Houston that was supposed to be Appolo 18.
They will call it a shuttle even though it’s a rocket. There won’t be change in any of the internal components or officially change the name but it’ll look disturbingly authentic on the outside.
…a probe designed to find evidence of a moderate Muslim.
Surprise! NASA announced that they will launch…
a new outreach program to find transgendered astronauts.
Surprise! NASA announced that they will launch…
a new rocket fueled only by…whatever the hip alternative fuel is these days.
…a budgetary perpetual motion machine – not to be confused with a ‘what-happens-next machine.’
“Surprise! NASA Announced That They Will Launch…”
No, that’s it. The surprise is that they’re actually going to launch something.
…their own presidential campaign under the Lunacy Party.
That’s a typo. the original headline clearly said “lunch”.
…an exploratory committee to figure out what the hell they’re trying to do.
Another satellite to falsely report climate disruption stats.
…a rocket manned by the elite leftists of our time to the intercontinental space cadet station.
…a giant, globe encircling curtain into space, so a certain peaceful religion’s deity shall not have to gaze upon pigeon butts, or Lena Dunham.
…the first transgendered rocket, as soon as Bruce Jenner shows up with that giant roll of duct tape.
. . . an investigation into why they haven’t done anything related to aeronautics or space for years.
. . . a Muslim outreach program to make them feel good about their contributions to science. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man, I crack myself up sometimes. As if that could ever – oh, wait . . .
…a program to combat criticism of the “NASA” abbreviation with emphasis on combating these:
“Not Actually Serious Anymore”
“No Actual Science Achieved”
…the long delayed nuclear attack on the moon.
Surprise! NASA announced that they will launch…The B Ark.
…the first barbeque restaurant in low earth orbit, conveniently located on the to the moon or the international space station.
In other news, the price of pork bellies is out of sight.
…a new deep-space probe, carrying a modified placard displaying the new normal of mankind, Caitlyn Jenner.
…Caitlyn 1. They’ll just use the Saturn V rocket in Houston that was supposed to be Appolo 18.
They will call it a shuttle even though it’s a rocket. There won’t be change in any of the internal components or officially change the name but it’ll look disturbingly authentic on the outside.
#2 Walrus
As long as it isn’t focused on Uranus.
(Sorry, SOMEONE had to use that line)
…some really cool bottle rockets that the picked up in Tijuana.
…Hillary’s Presidential Campaign.
…a full investigation as to why there are so few female and scientists of color.
…a program to provide “trigger warnings” about how a rocket looks like a phallus.
…Michael Moore into orbit around Pluto to study which gravitational pull dominates.