[High Praise! to Iowa Jim for this one]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Brian Williams is excited about his new position at MSNBC because…
[High Praise! to Iowa Jim for this one]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Brian Williams is excited about his new position at MSNBC because…
He’ll fit right in with that lying bunch of lying liar-liars.
Extra-strength hair shellac at MSNBC Makeup & Wardrobe
Gets 10 million a year, still can make sh!t up and not get caught. Nobody watches MSNBC
…he is anticipating the same respect accorded Ronan Farrow.
… the only other applicant, Baghdad Bob, never showed up.
…he always knew his time spent at NBC was just a stepping stone to this, his ultimate goal.
Brian Williams is excited about his new position at MSNBC because…
“…I can be meeeee, I can be meeeee!”
Brian Williams is excited about his new position at MSNBC because…
It is in the mirror universe where lies are truth.
….he has someone to jump the shark with in Al Sharpton.
. . . he can satisfy his long-time dream of hitting on Rachel Maddow.
…he has a whole bunch of new, exciting adventure stories to share with an apparently gullible audience…
…after his exposure as a shameless poser, he is excited to be anywhere.
…he has the large shoes of Keith Olbermann to fill…
…he’s old school, he made his bed and now he can lie in it.
…to fit in there will require his recreational drug use to become a 24/7 all out obsession.
…inventing the news is easier then real journalism, and at MSNBC you get fired for being factual.
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…he’ll be recognized as having impeccable integrity. Relatively.
…he can uniquely help finish-off the dying network.
…because Nature abhors a vacuum…ummm, yeah…not really going to help, is it….
… if you want to look tall, hang out with midgets.
If you want to seem smart, hang out with retards.
If you want to feel like a journalist, hang out at MSNBC.
It won’t interfere with his secret private life as a costumed crimefighter.
…he gets to lean forward…
Brian Williams Is Excited About His New Position At MSNBC Because…
He gets a brand new plunger and brush!