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  1. “After days of wandering, they follow a beautiful white bird to a clearing in the woods, where they discover a large cottage built of gingerbread and cakes with window panes of clear sugar. Hungry and tired, the children begin to eat the rooftop of the candy house, when the door opens. A hideous old hag named Hillary, emerges and lures them inside with the promise of soft beds and delicious food. Unaware that their hostess is a bloodthirsty witch who built the gingerbread house to lure children to her to cook and eat them, the children enter the house.” Upkeep on that house is a real bugger; you bet!

  2. There are two items that are tied for the greatest expense:

    1) Paying to have her Pant Suits pressed to remove Cankle creases….

    2) Paying her handlers to keep Bill out of trouble and the news……

  3. …is for minimum wage labor and transportation for Chicago campaign workers, i.e., those two wheeled manually pulled carts and the bell ringer shouting “Bring out your dead”.

    …Scotchgard for Bill’s dalliances, and a few million so he will occasionally “remember” that she is running for office.

    …cassette players, and tapes that always end with the words self destruct.

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