Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
LA’s Mayor said his town will remain a “sanctuary city” for illegals. Also welcome in LA…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
LA’s Mayor said his town will remain a “sanctuary city” for illegals. Also welcome in LA…
people that will give him a ‘Harumph!’
…any other ailing birds. It’s not just about eagles anymore.
LA’s Mayor said his town will remain a “sanctuary city” for illegals. Also welcome in LA…
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, sh**-kickers and Methodists.
missed this one.
But will he take the Irish?
By the way walrus isn’t that pretty much just a list of the LA City council? Except for the Methodists of course.
I thought Methodists in CA applied to Actors.
No — they use the Satanislovsky method.
You’re both on a roll today.
And Methodist too? Good heavens!
… not you, gringo.
Only a Gringo who is muy loco would want to live in LA anymore.
…dead Democrat voters.
LA’s Mayor said his town will remain a “sanctuary city” for illegals. Also welcome in LA…
all law breakers and politicians, but I repeat myself.
LA’s Mayor said his town will remain a “sanctuary city” for illegals. Also welcome in LA…
ISIS, and all those “Moderate” Muslims who would never, ever dream of hurting anyone.
…Mexican drug cartels.
…taco trucks, lots and lots of taco trucks…
…third-rate pro football teams…
…sanctuary city lawyers and their paralegals (who are illegal).
…making them “illegal paralegals.”
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists.
LA’s Mayor said his town will remain a “sanctuary city” for illegals. Also welcome in LA… Ahem, Plagiarists. [Hey, I copied it first!]
He missed it by 19 minutes . . . . Delaygiarist?
are beagles and seagulls, but probably not Grand Kleagles.
…shovel-ready grovellers. Oh, I’m sorry, the unemployed, Spanish-speaking masses.
The no-ways tired, the no-ways poor, and the no-ways holding masses.
LA’s Mayor said his town will remain a “sanctuary city” for illegals. Also welcome in LA…
Detroit
A triple Z bond rating
Oh, and the list from Blazing Saddles 🙂
In this case, would Detroit = Irish? Because nobody REALLY wants them…
… screenwriters for a series that will be the total antithesis of “L.A. Law.”
… those wishing to visit the Hotel California.
… Others who are keen to visit the jungle. Be forewarned, though: It gets worse everyday, you learn to live like an animal, and you can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me. Sounds about right.
… the Lunchpack of Neutered ‘Dames’ (“Transanctuary!”) and the phantom of the Oprah.
… those who believe Meek Casa Es Su Casa.
If it’s a “transanctuary city,” does that mean they had their dÿkes cut off?
Doh!!!
…political commentators posing as TV and film stars, but actually not even decent bus boy help.
Oh you mean those folks who seem to congregate at award ceremonies in hope of receiving an award (usually for doing something of no real value to anyone better then anyone else) and use the occasion to lecture and harangue the populous in order to prove to the the world and to themselves how much more superior they are to the rest of us? Is that the folks you’re talking about? Why of course they’re welcome in LA.
…WallFlowers.
… immigrants addressed in the new L.A. anthem from the play All Over!:
———-
Consider yourself at home
Consider yourself parting the family
I’ve taken to “youts” so strong
It’s clear, we’re, going to get along
Consider yourself welfared
Conquistadors part of the furniture
There isn’t a lot to spare
Who shares, whatever you got from Cher?
If it should chance to be we should see
Fewer Glamour days
M. C. Hammer days
Why grouse?
Always a chance we’ll meet a Pelosi
To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on The House
Consider yourself innate
We don’t want to have no West
For after some consideration in our state
Consider yourself the U.S.
Everyone tries to be la-di-da and uppity
There’s an amnesty for F-U-Hauls
Only it’s wise to be handy with the term “Sanctuary!”
When a landlord comes to call
Considering you’re ingrates
We don’t want to have no fuss
For after some consideration in our state
Consider yourself one of us
… Undocumented borrowing at gunpoint.
… newcomers via the “Open Door” policy.
Actually, the “Hope & Dior” policy. They kept their locks, car alarms, gated communities, security guards, cameras, screening processes for important hires, and police, etc. . . .
… and their walls.
…WallBangers! (other Harvey’s are not allowed though)
LA’s Mayor said his town will remain a “sanctuary city” for illegals. Also welcome in LA…
The aliens from Independence Day. Seeing how well they took care of L.A. back in 1996.