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Archive of entries posted on 3rd March 2017

The Illustrated Frank J: For Me, Every So Often Is Every Day

Posted by Harvey on 3 March 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures | 1 Comment

Might As Well Pass a Law Against Breathing

Posted by Harvey on 3 March 2017, 8:00 pm

The Trump administrations says it’s trying to avert a “panic” over its newly-released immigration enforcement policies.

Why bother? Ain’t enough onesies & hot chocolate in the world to get between liberals and their panic.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Not True: Nuke It From Orbit IS a Valid Option

Posted by Harvey on 3 March 2017, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: Satire – There is No Santa: A Retraction to “Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus”

Posted by Harvey on 3 March 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Points in Case]

There is No Santa: A Retraction to “Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus”

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

I Can’t Think of an Insult Iran Could Give America That the Media Doesn’t Already Give Us Every Day

Posted by Harvey on 3 March 2017, 4:00 pm

Iran says it’s ready to give the US a “slap in the face“.

What’re they gonna do? Hire Russian hackers to get Obama a third term?

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Straight Line of the Day: Trump Makes Being President Look So Easy, Guess Who’s Considering a Run for the White House?

Posted by Harvey on 3 March 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Trump makes being President look so easy, guess who’s considering a run for the White House?

Filed under The Usual Stuff | 45 Comments

But the Important Thing Is That a Bunch of Women Wore Matching Outfits

Posted by Harvey on 3 March 2017, 8:00 am

During his speech to a joint session of Congress, President Trump said “the time for small thinking is over“.

Only if we’re talking about the size of the chunk you’re going to take out of the government.

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Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

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