The Illustrated Frank J: Of COURSE It’s News… It’s Not Like This Happens Every Day

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Mostly Because He Wouldn’t Be Able to See Trump’s Hand Because Obama Would Be Bowing

According to a close family friend, former President Obama’s goal is to oust Trump from the presidency either by forcing his resignation or through his impeachment.

Good luck with that. Obama couldn’t even beat Trump in rock-paper-scissors if Trump threw first.

If You Want to Fight a War, Shouldn’t You Fight It Where the Enemy Lives?

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Satire – Zimmermann Telegram inspires Teutophobic backlash

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

Zimmermann Telegram inspires Teutophobic backlash

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Also, the Internet Just Plain Old Turns People Into Jerks

Psychologists say that “moral outrage” is actually just a self-serving tool people use to convince themselves that they’re virtuous.

Shhh! Not so loud! Do you want to get hashtagged?

Straight Line of the Day: The Good News: Police Will Be Getting Crime-Fighting Robots. The Bad News…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…

New York Times Still In Therapy Over Hillary Loss

A New York Times editorial frets that the internet is causing “the decay of traditional moral and ethical constraints in American politics”.

Ah… so Trump has more Twitter followers than the New York Times?