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Archive of entries posted on 13th March 2017

The Illustrated Frank J: Of COURSE It’s News… It’s Not Like This Happens Every Day

Posted by Harvey on 13 March 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 1 Comment

Mostly Because He Wouldn’t Be Able to See Trump’s Hand Because Obama Would Be Bowing

Posted by Harvey on 13 March 2017, 8:00 pm

According to a close family friend, former President Obama’s goal is to oust Trump from the presidency either by forcing his resignation or through his impeachment.

Good luck with that. Obama couldn’t even beat Trump in rock-paper-scissors if Trump threw first.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

If You Want to Fight a War, Shouldn’t You Fight It Where the Enemy Lives?

Posted by Harvey on 13 March 2017, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: Satire – Zimmermann Telegram inspires Teutophobic backlash

Posted by Harvey on 13 March 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

Zimmermann Telegram inspires Teutophobic backlash

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Also, the Internet Just Plain Old Turns People Into Jerks

Posted by Harvey on 13 March 2017, 4:00 pm

Psychologists say that “moral outrage” is actually just a self-serving tool people use to convince themselves that they’re virtuous.

Shhh! Not so loud! Do you want to get hashtagged?

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: The Good News: Police Will Be Getting Crime-Fighting Robots. The Bad News…

Posted by Harvey on 13 March 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 38 Comments

New York Times Still In Therapy Over Hillary Loss

Posted by Harvey on 13 March 2017, 8:00 am

A New York Times editorial frets that the internet is causing “the decay of traditional moral and ethical constraints in American politics”.

Ah… so Trump has more Twitter followers than the New York Times?

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

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