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Archive of entries posted on 28th March 2017

The Illustrated walruskkkch: I’ll Bet I Know the Answer to This Question

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to walruskkkch]

[slightly paraphrased]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 1 Comment

It’s on My Amazon Wish List

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 8:00 pm

Climate researchers claim that as the temperature of the earth increases, the size of mammals decreases.

Everybody idle your SUV. I want a pocket elephant.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Muslim Bans Are Outrageous and Offensive!

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 7:00 pm

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Link of the Day: “Nothing But Guesses, Bias, and Outright Fraud”

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Scott Adams’ Blog]

How Leonardo DiCaprio Can Persuade Me on Climate Change

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

Only One Way to Fix a Bureaucracy

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 4:00 pm

President Trump organized a new White House Office of American Innovation with sweeping authority to overhaul the federal bureaucracy.

Am I the only one hoping their authority includes flame throwers?

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Under Trump’s New Government Streamlining Program, the First Thing to Be Eliminated…

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Under Trump’s new government streamlining program, the first thing to be eliminated…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 19 Comments

Eat Less, Exercise More. Anything Else Is Snake Oil

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 8:00 am

Ottawa’s Carleton University has decided to get rid of all the scales at their gym after students complained that they’re “triggering”.

Maybe if they were triggered by the refrigerator door, they wouldn’t be as triggered by the scales.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Cartoon of the Day – Obamacare

Posted by Basil on 28 March 2017, 7:00 am


[Glenn McCoy – GoComics]

Mr. McCoy’s cartoon adequately covers the Democrats’ response to the failure of the “repeal and replace Obamacare” bill. What the Democrats — and most of the Republicans, it seems — don’t get is that we want it repealed, but not replaced. Healthcare isn’t part of the government mandate of the Constitution, so hands off.

Filed under Funny Pictures | Tagged Cartoons | 1 Comment

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