[High Praise! to walruskkkch]

Climate researchers claim that as the temperature of the earth increases, the size of mammals decreases.
Everybody idle your SUV. I want a pocket elephant.
[High Praise! to Scott Adams’ Blog]
How Leonardo DiCaprio Can Persuade Me on Climate Change
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
President Trump organized a new White House Office of American Innovation with sweeping authority to overhaul the federal bureaucracy.
Am I the only one hoping their authority includes flame throwers?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under Trump’s new government streamlining program, the first thing to be eliminated…
Ottawa’s Carleton University has decided to get rid of all the scales at their gym after students complained that they’re “triggering”.
Maybe if they were triggered by the refrigerator door, they wouldn’t be as triggered by the scales.
Mr. McCoy’s cartoon adequately covers the Democrats’ response to the failure of the “repeal and replace Obamacare” bill. What the Democrats — and most of the Republicans, it seems — don’t get is that we want it repealed, but not replaced. Healthcare isn’t part of the government mandate of the Constitution, so hands off.