President Trump organized a new White House Office of American Innovation with sweeping authority to overhaul the federal bureaucracy.
Am I the only one hoping their authority includes flame throwers?
President Trump organized a new White House Office of American Innovation with sweeping authority to overhaul the federal bureaucracy.
Am I the only one hoping their authority includes flame throwers?
Flame throwers are a bit extreme. Trump’s signature “You’re fired” would be sufficient.
Followed by a musket to the junk, of course.
At least they didn’t appoint a “Czar.”
But “SWAT team” ?
Other possible terms:
death squad
legion of doom
strategic terminators
bureaucratic Kraken
anti-government ninjas
beltway bouncers
the bureau of bureau impalers
Code Pink Slip
YOu know, you just know that this is just gonna get bureaucratized within one year. THe only way to really fight them is with stand off weapons, preferably nukes.
Then they’d better get Kraken!