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Archive of entries posted on 2nd March 2017

The Illustrated Frank J: I’d Have Gone With “All Drains Lead to the Sewer”

Posted by Harvey on 2 March 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, Obama Warned Us | 7 Comments

Liberals Always Find Something They Can Be Unhappy About

Posted by Harvey on 2 March 2017, 8:00 pm

During a panel discussion, MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski was angry that Trump was trying to “control exactly what people think” because “that’s our job”.

And I’m sure MSNBC does an excellent job of keeping their viewer in line.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Also, Single-Handedly Rescued the Porkpie Hat Industry

Posted by Harvey on 2 March 2017, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Link of the Day: Satire – Are You There Kim Jong Un? It’s Me, Donald

Posted by Harvey on 2 March 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Iron E-News]

Are You There Kim Jong Un? It’s Me, Donald

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 2 Comments

Barista’s Not on the List, So Liberal Arts Majors Will Be OK

Posted by Harvey on 2 March 2017, 4:00 pm

Robotics researchers say that robots will continue to “replace the dirty, dull, and dangerous jobs“.

Next on the list – Obamacare patient.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: NASA Is Launching a Mission to the Sun, Where They Expect to Find…

Posted by Harvey on 2 March 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 45 Comments

Don’t Let ‘Em Build the Border Wall, They’d Probably Install Doors

Posted by Harvey on 2 March 2017, 8:00 am

In New York, the TSA allowed 11 passengers at JFK airport to walk through a security checkpoint without being screened.

Huh… must not have been any toddlers or wheelchair grannies in that bunch.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

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