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Are You There Kim Jong Un? It’s Me, Donald
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Real simple system; big fat kid not happy nobody happy. Sometimes have to feed people to starving dogs sometimes have to shoot them with big guns to make him happy. Sometimes—sometimes—just lock whole family up for decade or three.
“Sometimes have to feed people to starving dogs”
On special holidays, vice versa.
“sometimes have to shoot them with big guns”
Again, on holidays, vice versa.