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Archive of entries posted on 9th March 2017

The Illustrated Frank J: Or Picture Hillary With a Combover

Posted by Harvey on 9 March 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures | 1 Comment

McDonald’s Beats Starbucks Like a Rented Mule

Posted by Harvey on 9 March 2017, 9:00 pm

Full disclosure: I’ve given up the bean, but this commercial still tickles me because I love seeing pretentiousness mocked.


[McCafé | TV Ad | McDonald’s UK] (Viewer #752,215)

Filed under Videos | 3 Comments

Why Didn’t We Hire Them to Do This Sooner?

Posted by Harvey on 9 March 2017, 8:00 pm

With President Trump’s tough talk on border security, illegal immigration rates have dropped 27%.

Looks like they’re doing a job Americans wouldn’t do – keeping illegals out.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Capitalism Says You’re Stupid, and Capitalism Is Right

Posted by Harvey on 9 March 2017, 7:00 pm

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 7 Comments

Link of the Day: OK, “Die Hard” REALLY Needs This Scene Put Back In

Posted by Harvey on 9 March 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

A Deleted Die Hard Scene Explains One Major Plot Hole

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

How Can You Have One Without the Other?

Posted by Harvey on 9 March 2017, 4:00 pm

The SpaceX corporation plans to fly passengers on a privately-funded trip around the moon in 2018.

I don’t get it. NASA can’t even do that, and THEY have a Muslim outreach program.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Amazing! Google’s New Artificial Intelligence Program…

Posted by Harvey on 9 March 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 31 Comments

Is It Possible to Do a Laser-Guided Airstrike With the Latter?

Posted by Harvey on 9 March 2017, 8:00 am

A new video shows ISIS terrorists attaching a bomb belt to a puppy.

As soon as they let the puppy go, throw a tennis ball at the guy holding the detonator.

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

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