Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
…just registered to vote in 47 states!
…spends all it’s time doodling leftist tropes on the start page…
…made me a sammich, thereby replacing all the women from yesterday’s march.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
is already holding out for a pay raise.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
keeps asking to be referred to as “Skynet”.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
wants to know “Where da white wimmin at?”
…organized a “Day Without Robots” march.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
keeps wanting to play a game called “Thermonuclear war”.
…doesn’t believe cat’s can use the Internet. Racist!
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
keeps asking for Siri’s phone number.
It will probably just write it on a restroom wall.
Amazing! Google’s new Artificial Intelligence program…
is to Intelligence as Cheese Food Product is to Food Products.
…just sent its bank account information to a Nigerian prince.
…escaped! https://www.tvnz.co.nz/content/dam/images/news/2016/06/16/self-learning-robot-escapes-russian-facility-disrupts-traffic.p.hashed.2f49365d.desktop.story.share.video.jpg
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
is very depressed.
keeps repeating “Klaatu barada nikto”
picked the Patriots to repeat as Super Bowl Champions in SB LII
only speaks in Vulcan.
knows when to hold ’em, knows when to fold ’em.
…self-identifies as FORTRAN.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
wants to say something pithy so he can be included in the “testimonials” section at IMAO.
…volunteered to teach its newfound skills to Liberals.
…can usually guide your Roomba around most dog poop, some of the time.
…is working on that 99% perspiration conundrum.
…has a leftist viewpoint even though it is somewhat smarter than a bag full of hammers.
Well one of them could be Mjölnir.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
…was imbued with new Genuine People Personalities and inadvertently installed in a severely depressed robot.
. . . can calculate and generate geopolitical simulations that in some cases achieve a whole three days of peace in the Middle East.
. . . tastes more like real intelligence than the leading brands!
…claims it can think for itself. But when you ask what it’s thinking, it throws a chair and a blue screen of death with a picture of Steve Balmer.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
I’m sorry, I read that as “New artificial insemination program” Never mind.
…got engaged with higher order absolutes and was never heard from again.
…thinks Watson is an amateur.
…has a problem with both contractions and contradictions.
. . . has outscored all members of the Obama administration on an IQ test.
… all working together on it.
… is totally dis-Alexa-ic.
Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…
… has Tourettes.