Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Trump makes being President look so easy, guess who’s considering a run for the White House?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Trump makes being President look so easy, guess who’s considering a run for the White House?
JaMarcus Russell
Nkechi Amare Diallo
Forrest Gump
Trump makes being President look so easy, guess who’s considering a run for the White House?
Vladimir Putin
Trump makes being President look so easy, guess who’s considering a run for the White House?
A democrat pond scum named Mookie.
Trump makes being President look so easy, guess who’s considering a run for the White House?
Hillary Clinton
The GEICO caveman.
I object to his ties to Warren Buffett
Thant’s racist !!!!1!
Also homophobic: they were originally called “Neandersals.”
Pauly Shore
Pee Wee Herman
Jimmy Carter
Gomer Pyle
Me-Again Kelly
Inanimate Carbon Rod 2020!
Me…I’m thinking of running for president. President zzyzx…it’s got a nice ring to it don’t ya think?
First in War
First in Peace
Last in the phone book.
We all have our crosses to bare.
What’s your position on moon nuking?
I’m thinking he always stays well clear of the blast zone.
One should always stay clear of the blast zone…that’s just common sense.
Well Damncat I voted for it before I was against it. Now I’m neutral on the subject. My position could change though…which way is the wind currently blowing?
Oppo research has revealed
The rest of the field must yield;
President Zzyzk
Will make laws like physics:
Perhaps ignored, but never repealed.
I like your attitude…I’ll be looking for a Secretary of State. It pays pretty good but lots of travel involved.
Yay! I already have a computer in my house that I email from.
If it’s in your basement I’d say that fully qualifies you for the position. Just remember to wipe it occasionally…like with a cloth or something.
HARVEY (if you read this):
Straight Line of the Day idea —
Pros and Cons of Zzyzx (or, if you prefer, IMAO Readers) Running for President
(answer cannot include the word “cookies.”)
Of the two, I prefer zzyzx for President…and after extensive examination and much study and evaluation I see no cons to my Presidency…only pros…PS. For example I’ve never ever met with the Russian Ambassador. Not even once.
I read everything…
And with a minor tweak for pithiness, this’ll run today (Monday)
Shiela “Lookat Mee” Jackson Lee. The Crown Weave Princess of The House.
The Fly Girls and “Twist”
I prefer SW1
The Donald is going to add an ‘I’ and an ‘H’ to his name to be elected as President Triumph!
Some porn star and wrestler named Dwayne Camacho.
Trump makes being President look so easy, guess who’s considering a run for the White House?
… any natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, who shall having attained to the age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen years a resident within the United States. 🙂
Carlos Danger
Melanie Haber?
Audrey Farber?
Susan Underhill?
Betty Jo Bialowski?
You must mean Nancy.
Ron Mexico
I resemble that remark…
Frank J.?
(Nah, he doesn’t Tweet enough to compete with Terrible Trump.)
Martin Sheen, Oprah Winfrey, Meryl Streep, George Clooney, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Debra Messing, or Kanye West. Other actors/actresses are too far out there to be viable candidates – Babs, Cher and Silverstone.
The quantum mechanical President? As long he avoids foreign entanglements, he could be in two places at once!
*ba da ZAP!!*
Simultaneously the most typical and the least average Democrat: Carlos SchroeDanger.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Warren Buffett?
Jimmy Buffett?
All-U-Can-Eat Buffet?
All-U-Can-Eat Buffet for President
As long as the government makes admission a human right, and picks up the entrance fee, everything’s free!!1! Guaranteed 50-state sweep*.
*Taxes may increase to some degree. Or, we can borrow to fund it. Your choice, America. Yay freedom of choice! Vote for choice! Vote the All-U-Can-Eat party.]
“The All-U-Can-Eat Party”
It’s what we do.
It’s how we roll.
It’s all we need.
(*Boing boing boing boing*)
A junior senator with no real world experience, who voted present on almost all issues and can barely manage a simple sentence to grade schoolers without a teleprompter.
Mayor Stubbs, he does have experience: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stubbs_(cat)