Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Tom Hanks ran for President, his campaign slogan would be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Tom Hanks ran for President, his campaign slogan would be…
“I am not a smart man.”
“Identified as a woman for 2 seasons.”
Vote With Your Bosom!
Hanks for the Mammaries.
“America, we have a problem”
Never been indicted.
Vote for me and my vice-presidential candidate, Hank Thomas.
If Tom Hanks ran for President, his campaign slogan would be…
There’s no crying in Politics!
If Tom Hanks ran for President, his campaign slogan would be…
Liberals do as liberalism does.
…”Trump is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get”…
…”Not Saving Paul Ryan”
Whatever Ron Howard writes and then directs him to say.
Run, Forest, run.
This will go on the FRONT bumper!
“Stupid is as stupid does”
“The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don’t let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend – a triscuit. She said, a triscuit – a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly’s out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma’s credit. I’m cool. I’m hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times!”
…BIGly.
I forgot about his movie normalizing statutory rape.
“What difference at this point does it make?”
“Only if my running mate is Peter Scolari!”
“Vote for Hanks. Many thanks.”
I like it. Tomination!
Put another Wilson in the White House!