Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
…gender-sensitive payloads…
…open source design.
…tuna can opener
…being fueled by “Secret Sauce”…
…cat paws. Four of them.
…a phone app that lets the pilot know where it’s parked.
…secretly replacing your regular coffee with Trump’s special blend of covfefe.
the comfy chair.
warp drive, for those who like to drive warps.
videos on demand of all the episodes of I Dream of Jeannie.
Tom Cruise’s autograph on the back of the pilot’s seat.
Your power is useless here my friend.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
being able to kill anyone who reveals its secret features.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
ability to land on it’s feet when dropped from any height.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
ability to transform into Herbie, the Love Bug.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
an extra, conveniently place, cup holder.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
an EMP hardened 8 track player with a volume control that goes to eleven.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
Auto pilot is an inflatable doll bearing a striking resemblance to P*ssy Galore.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
a rear view camera.
An Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator…. of course.
1. Slim Pickens AND 2. Leeeroy Jenkins!!!
…not sure what they are… but there sure are a lot of empty ACME boxes laying around the facility.
The H.R.C Sonic Coughinator device
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
a mini-bar.
Tremendous cost overruns projected…
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
a built-in strongly worded letter of condemnation generator for in flight immediate responses to external threats.
It went “Zip” when it moved
And “Bop” when it stopped
And “Whirrr” when it stood still
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will
…gender neutral restrooms..oh wait, Obama is out of office now. 🙂
…a Key Map for Au Clair Wisconsin.
A small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. … The exhaust port is a small opening that lead to the reactor core
About the size of a Womp rat?
Just like Beggar’s Canyon back home.
A Womp rat once bit my sister.
Obscurity
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
Wi-Fi
a back up hamster for the engine.
a nuclear bomb on board sticker for the window.
“How’s my flying? Call 1-800-0000” bumper sticker.
A pair of government purchased $5000.00 fuzzy dice.
a Lojack system.
“Don’t like my flying? Call 1-800-EAT Pu239
…external speakers for broadcasting the Beach Boys “Barbara Ann” on final approach thereby striking terror into the hearts of those about to die.
I would have gone with “Friday” by Rebecca Black
(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
…or Had A Bad Day
Flight of the Valkyries…scares the s**t outta the slopes.
…a program that adds anyone posting about it on a target list – Oh-oh…
A confederate flag painted on the roof
It’s the new “General Lee” model!
a Manbearpig
an AR-15 with chainsaw bayonet
keeping its plans off the internet so the Rebel spies can’t steal them (unless they can break into the super-secure facility and steal the tape backup off the carousel).
which is impossible, pretty much.
Backups of all Hillary’s emails
Now that’s the mother of all bombs
… a system that keeps secret facilities, secret bombers, and super-secret features frickin’ secret.
…80% parts from China.
stealth nachos
They are a bit soggy though
…it’s code name “Silent But Deadly”.
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
…Calgon.
…Windows Vista OS.
…the ability to Make America Great Again.
Frau Blucher
Neigh neigh!
His and hers cupholders.
A nuke the moon bumper sticker!
America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…
A price tag of billions and billions of dollars in cost overruns…mostly for the aircraft’s toilet seat.
…Beano, and attacking while Nancy Pelosi is busy trying to remember her cats name.
…knowing where our enemies are by planting GPS locators on Sean Penn and Danny Glover.