Yet Somehow a Worse Investment Than Ever Posted by Harvey on 20 December 2017, 2:00 pm [Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]
Wayback machine to 1994 Me: I can’t believe it increased by 1500% Professor: I’m sick of hearing about DotComs! Nothing can increase by that much and still be a good investment… Me: I was talking about Hillary’s Cattle Futures… Professor: (head implodes) Reply to this comment
You kind of have to wonder if Hillary was such a shrewd investor why she would even need to create the Clinton Foundation in the first place. Reply to this comment
I was talking about the price of college tuition since 1980! Professor: In that case…never mind. Reply to this comment
Wayback machine to 1994
Me: I can’t believe it increased by 1500%
Professor: I’m sick of hearing about DotComs! Nothing can increase by that much and still be a good investment…
Me: I was talking about Hillary’s Cattle Futures…
Professor: (head implodes)
You kind of have to wonder if Hillary was such a shrewd investor why she would even need to create the Clinton Foundation in the first place.
I was talking about the price of college tuition since 1980! Professor: In that case…never mind.