Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Boeing unveiled its amazing new plane. Its most spectacular secret feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Boeing unveiled its amazing new plane. Its most spectacular secret feature…
…is when the pilot flips the D.B. Cooper Switch parachutes drop down from above to all passengers.
…be able to dry all women’s hair within 5 miles – indoors or outdoors..
is that it executes anybody boarding when it isn’t his turn.
…is not important now, and don’t call me Shirley.
Otto the Autopilot carries a pack of smokes.
…is that it flies using 100% renewable wind power. It only requires sustained 125 mph winds, and a really long cable…
its own twitter account
Gets 100 miles to the gallon, but it runs on CFCs
Leg room.
…I’ll tell you, but then I’ll have to kill you.
Carbon impregnated seat covers for those high altitude toots.
Hidden cameras in the bathrooms for the year-end gag reel.
…jet exhaust automatically spells out “Lockheed Martin are doody-heads” in the sky every 50 miles.
…it rejuvenated the stagnant UFO industry by 110 million percent on its first test flight.
…when it loses an engine it makes for an excellent one time use corkscrew.
Anti groping devices in First class for when Elected officials are traveling. Industry experts feel that they are unnecessary in coach as no Senator or Congressman would ever travel in that class.
It’s hash tag #FlyMeToo
Velcro seat belts, to eliminate the endless, boring demonstrations of how to buckle your seat belt.
Sadly it won’t.
…is it’s name. “Boing”. The Boeing Boing. (Catchy like Dilly Dilly)
The “dilly dilly” commercials make me want to break things.
Beware, breaking things will get you a week in…The Pit of Misery!
They don’t have to Reid Richards royalties because his patent for the Fantasticar has expired.