Archive of posts filed under the ignis fatuous category.
Sweet Home Al-Aboomboom
“YEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!”
may i present to you . . .
IDM made the call . . .
you make the call . . .
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Great thinkers run throughout Senator Hagel’s bloodline . . .
Weekend time waster . . .
Ever wonder why IMAO became a group blog? Me neither. But I recently stumbled over this old mountaineermusing post that describes the events preceding this tragic event.
It’s alive!
Japanese company Artificial Life recently announced that it was releasing version 2.0 of V-Girl. A massive hit in Asian countries, V-Girl involves a synthetic girlfriend with routines the player watches and becomes involved in. There is an ever-evolving daily and weekly schedule which includes visiting your V-Girl’s virtual home, work or bar, and shopping with her virtual girlfriends.
That gave me a brilliant idea–why not apply this concept to our very own SarahK! With SarahK coming off the market in December, this is the only way that her mountaineermusing and IMAO fans can partake of the authentic “SarahK experience.” The IMAO crew has been working day and night to write the code for V-SarahK, and we are finally ready with our beta release. So, get ready to walk a mile in FrankJ’s shoes, for I give you . . .
V-SarahK, v. 1.0 BETA
Congratulations to our own Scott McCollum!
Better get out a Star of David patch Laurence . . .
Hi, my name is Sandy Sheethead, Grand High Wizard of the Hazzard County KKK, and new IMAO guest blogger. I’m coming to you today promote my latest foray into the political system. I have organized a rally outside of President Bush’s ranch down in Crawford, Texas to protest the illegal and immoral enforcement of civil rights for Blacks, Jews, and other inferior races. My protest is headquarted at what has come to be known as “Camp Sheethead” (I call it a “camp” even though I actually stay at a local hotel when the media isn’t around). My aim is to force President Bush into meeting me so I can lecture him about Aryan rights and the misguided policies of the Civil Rights movement. Me and several hundred other Klan sympathizers sing songs, chant, and hold press conferences. We’ve also set up nearly 2000 burning crosses (one for each month since we lost the War of Northern Agression) to underscore our message. Since we have nearly twice as many protestors as Cindy Sheehan has, I figure we must be twice as reflective of public opinion as she is. I mean, its not like you can get 100 people together to protest about something that only appeals to the kookiest fringe of American society. In the face of our massive 200 person protest, I expect that President Bush will see the error of his ways, repeal the offending portions of the Constituation, and set up some concentration camps. Now where did Brian Williams wander off to . . .
