lolbama! Part 56

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Me (Harvey) [hat tip Laurie]:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

From me (Harvey)[hat tip Kris]:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link (rated TV-14 for graphic cartoon violence)]

From Kris:

From Travelwise42:

[reference link]


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Larsinkima:

From Matt:

From Kris:

From Turtle:

From Eric:

[reference link]


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat Tip: JB]:

It’s Obama gawking at something in a GE plant in Schenectady, NY last week.

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

lolbama! Part 55

Wow! LOTS of good entries this week. Had to make some tough cuts to get it down to 15. If you didn’t make it this week, you’re in good company.

Except you guys submitting Stuart Smalley captions. You guys all suck! A pox on the lot of you!

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Hart of That Hero:

From Kris:

From Proof of Proof Positive:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From AlanABQ:

From Amanda:

[reference link]

From Arik:

From Hart of That Hero:

From Hart of That Hero:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Larsinkima:

From Matt:

From Steve:

[reference link]

From Ziba:

[reference link]


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

Yeah, this ain’t a gimme like last week’s, but I have faith in your creative abilities.

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

lolbama! Part 54

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Arik:

From Kris:

[reference link 1, reference link 2]

From Kris:

From Paul:

From That Guy Grems:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From PJ:

From Brian the Adequate:

From Brothermurf:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Larsinkima:

[reference link]

From Mark_L:

From Rusty:

From me (Harvey):

[reference link]

From Travelwise42 of Wise Up!:

[reference link]

From PJ:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat Tip: Laurie]:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

lolbama! Part 53

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Steve F:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From AlanABQ:

From Brothermurf:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Me (Harvey:

[reference link]

From Peregrine John:

From the speciallist:

From Travelwise 42:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat Tip: Laurie]:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

lolbama! Part 52

NOTE: I’m going on vacation toward the end of the month to a happy place with little to no internet access, so there’ll be little to no posting from me except for the Podcast Scraps this weekend. Look for lolterizt! to return on December 7th, followed by lolbama! on the 14th.

Meanwhile, go ahead and submit your captions now to avoid the holiday rush.

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Kris:

[reference link]

From Larry:

From Mike B:

From me (Harvey):

From me (Harvey):

[reference link]

From me (Harvey):

From Travelwise42:

Irritable Pundit has an entry that’s better viewed full-size. Go thither.


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From me (Harvey):

[reference link]

From Shane:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

lolbama! Part 51

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Me (Harvey):

[reference link]

From Raving Lunatic:

From Travelwise42:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Chuck:

From Gradual Dazzle:

[related link]

From me (Harvey):

From Jacob:

From Josh:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Larsinkima:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

That’s Obama passing out Halloween candy to a kid in what looks like a Joker costume, but is probably supposed to be a skeleton.

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

lolbama! Part 50

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Charles:

[Real sign from WV. That’s how popular the O-man is there]

From Irritable Pundit:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link, and that’s lefty billionaire George Soros]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Nicole:

From Peregrine John:

[reference link]

From Peregrine John:

[reference link]

From Travelwise42 of Wise Up:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Travelwise42 of Wise Up:

[reference link]

From VelvetElvis:

[reference link]


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

Figure this should work well for all those post-election-spin-related captions.

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

lolbama! Part 49

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From DamnCat:

From Hart of That Hero:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Raving Lunatic:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Joan of Argghh:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Larry :

From phreshone :

From Larry:

From Mike:

[reference link]

From Peregrine John:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

loldemocratlogo! Part 1

This week, your job was to mock the Democrats’ new logo/motto:

A LOT of good entries, and since this is a one-shot, I’d hate to leave a dozen gems on the cutting room floor. I’ll post Part 2 this weekend. I’m saving some of the best ones for then, so don’t miss it.

And next Tuesday, we’ll pick up where we left off with lolbama!

Here’s my first batch of favorites:


From Corona:

From Dan:

From FormerHostage:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Larsinkima:

From NephewSam:

From Paul of Mean Ol’ Meany:

[reference link – NSFW! And you will be scarred forever if you search for the image]

From Proof of Proof Positive (more images at the link):

From The Jinxmedic:

From Travelwise 42 of Wise Up!:


More to follow…

loldemocratlogo!

Apparently the post I did on the Democrats’ new logo has struck a chord with the readership, so I’m post-pwning (so to speak) the regular lol! features for a couple weeks to indulge in a little logo-related fun.

Your assignment this week is to re-work the new Democrat logo/slogan:

And send your image to lolterizt@gmail.com

I’ll post my favorite submissions next week.

Here are some starter images for you, if you don’t want to work from scratch. These (and the logo above) are nice, clean PNG images, delightfully resizable and free of compression artifacts:

Big blue circle:

No D, no motto:

No motto:

Toilet symbol:

For those striving for accuracy:

Color information:

Dark blue: R=1 G=112 B=208
Light blue: R=0 G=174 B=243
Red: R=229 G=50 B=50

Fonts:

I’m not 100% sure, so if anyone DOES know, drop a comment. But “close enough” would be:

Courier New – “DEMOCRATS”
Gill Sans MT – “CHANGE THAT MATTERS”

Here’s a couple examples from FormerHostage:

And, of course, Mr. Right has plenty of other examples.

Have fun. Just remember that IMAO is a PG-13 site.

lolbama! Part 48

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Bassguy:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Tex Rushmore:

[reference link]

From Kerrcarto:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Gabe:

From Hart of That Hero:

From Jim:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Michael:

From Paul A:

[reference link]

From Steve:

From Tim:

From Travelwise42 of Wise Up:

From Wendy:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat Tip: Granny Boo]:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

lolbama! Part 47

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From me (Harvey):

From me (Harvey):

From me (Harvey):

From me (Harvey) :

[reference link]

From Peregrine John:

From Travelwise42:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From me (Harvey):


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

lolbama! Part 46

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Kris:

[reference link 1]
[reference link 2]

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Melissa:

From Robert:

From Tex Rushmore:

[reference link]


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Adam:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Turtle of Turtle’s Fun Club:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.