Great news: President Obama just secured a trade deal that puts American workers first. http://ofa.bo/c5Dw #LeadOnTrade

@BarackObama

“…in line for unemployment checks. But FIRST!”

“Environmentalists praise wildlife measures in Trans-Pacific trade pact”

@BarackObama

“Of course, environmentalists would praise a lumberjack convention if you threw enough ‘grant money’ at them.”

“I refuse to leave our children a planet that’s beyond their capacity to repair.” — President Obama #OurOcean2015

@BarackObama

“Of course, since I don’t know HOW to repair a planet, that’s probably exactly how badly I’d break it. Like when I tried to fix the faucet and flooded the kitchen.”

The #TPP establishes the highest labor standards of any trade agreement in history.

@BarackObama

“Thus pricing millions of low-wage earners out of the labor force while increasing the prices YOU pay for goods and services. Historic!”

President Obama’s trade deal = More #MadeInAmerica exports abroad. More higher-paying jobs here at home. #TPP

@BarackObama

“More overpriced, overprotected union jobs. More Democrat votes”

Stand up for American workers — add your name if you agree it’s time to #LeadOnTrade. http://ofa.bo/e5D9

@BarackObama

“Don’t ask me to lead in the War on Terror, though.”

“There’s nothing principled about the idea of another government shutdown.” —President Obama http://ofa.bo/j9K1

@BarackObama

“But, on principle, I’ll shut down parks, monuments, and veterans’ services first.”

Investing in renewable energy helps fight climate change — and creates jobs.

@BarackObama

“Not as well as when private citizens market valuable goods and services at a profit, but efficiency is for engineering nerds.”

President Obama is announcing a plan to make it easier and cheaper for homeowners to #SwitchToClean energy: http://ofa.bo/t9BI

@BarackObama

“Good news! I finally got that skyrocketing thing to work! So it’s comparatively cheaper…”

Big #ActOnClimate news today: @POTUS is announcing $1 billion in new clean energy commitments: http://go.wh.gov/ChN8xt

@BarackObama

“Don’t worry. Not a penny of it will turn a profit.”

“We refuse to surrender the hope of a clean energy future to those who fear it and fight it.” — @POTUS: http://snpy.tv/1U3kSow #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Except when it comes to the carbon-emission-free electricity of nuclear power. We surrendered to the radiation-paranoids on that a long time ago.”

Thanks @NatlParkService for keeping our lands and waters beautiful for 99 years—and counting. #FindYourPark

@BarackObama

“Pity we can’t say anything like that for the EPA.”

“No challenge poses a greater threat to our future than climate change.” —President Obama http://ofa.bo/g9DR #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Except climate stagnation. So if that ever becomes a thing, I totally called it. #FTW”

Add your name if you believe that when women succeed, America succeeds: http://ofa.bo/a578 #StandWithWomen

@BarackObama

“And when women fail, it’s some man’s fault.”

“As long as I’m President, America will lead the world to meet the threat of climate change.” — President Obama http://ofa.bo/h9Mk

@BarackObama

“Meet it. Then shake its hand, buy it dinner, maybe sign a treaty with it or something. Diplomacy!”