“Environmentalists praise wildlife measures in Trans-Pacific trade pact”
“Of course, environmentalists would praise a lumberjack convention if you threw enough ‘grant money’ at them.”
“Environmentalists praise wildlife measures in Trans-Pacific trade pact”
“Of course, environmentalists would praise a lumberjack convention if you threw enough ‘grant money’ at them.”
“Of course, environmentalists would praise a lumberjack convention if you threw enough ‘grant money’ at them.”
Especially if they exhibited a tendency toward cross-dressing and picking wildflowers…
I think they were commenting on the after party.
Calling them “lumberjacks” is, of course, committing a micro-axgression.
Try “Tree-Cutting-Americans.” “Fellers,” for short. Wait, that’s gender-sounding….
“DePhallusizers Of Forests”?
“Down-Twinklers of Trees”?
“Gaia’s Community Disorganizers”?
Get Pauline Bunyan as your mascot, and you’ve got it made in the diminishing shade!
Remember to call them lumberwhatevers.
“Makers of the toothpick?”