Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
…promised nude photos for $50,000 donations, and no nude photos for $100,000 donation
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
has re-re-re-re-mortgaged her soul to the Devil.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
has started to float US Capitulation futures on the open market.
…is admitting she’s “palpably evil” and will let you feel her “palp” for One Million Dollars.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
has begun to make promises she has no intention of keeping. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, God I do crack myself up sometimes.
…pawned some white house silver.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
has pre-emptively begun to ignore campaign finance laws by executive order.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
has pimped out Chelsea.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
has finally dusted off the printer she “Borrowed” from Treasury while at State.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
is planning to sell cookies, although she acknowledges she never bakes them.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
has begun sending “I am an American Princess” email to Nigerians.
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
has decided to call full Socialist on Bernie Sanders campaign war chest.
…put in a call to Donald Trump…
…contracted with Anderson Cooper for a stand up routine in Vegas.
…selling ‘beef cake’ photos of Huma’s Husband.
…is selling the Devil’s soul.
…is shaking down the Girl Scouts, telling them “It would be unfortunate if Bill showed up around here…”
…emailed her Chinese contributors from 2008 and got hacked… by her Chinese contributors.
… has considered opening up her campaign to legitimate contributions.
…is telling her contributors, “What a difference, at this point, does your contribution make!”
… will be holding a bakshish sale.
For $50,000 she’ll wipe your server, for $100,000 she’ll use a cloth.
…is issuing her contributors IOU’s… for the Executive Orders she’ll write on their behalf.
… has a theme song for her fundraising:
Desperate to raise campaign funds, Hillary Clinton…
…will begin selling “W” keys on ebay.
…will promote Wild Turkey Bourbon’s new line called “Wild Turkey Neck”.
…has emailed a donation packet to the Naval Observatory, 1 Observatory Circle, Washington DC.
Two words: Jazz Odyssey.
stole 99 dalmatian puppies and made a fur coat out of them. She sold their body parts to Monsanto.
…reminded donors that 50% of all donations goes to the Sandra Fluke birth control fund.