A new week, a new round of answers for Ask IMAO Anything. And, of course, a big thank you and a plate of bacon to all who helped answer questions submitted Friday. It shows just how smart, awesome, and full of way too much free time many of you are. We do appreciate your helping share your knowledge with the others.
And a huge thanks for those that were patient with us during that little glitch the first hour. We actually had a question submitted about that, which we’ll go over in just a bit.
A reminder that you can submit your question in the comments, or you can email us at Ask.IMAO.Anything@gmail.com and we’ll answer them. We’ll also answer the questions that aren’t answered by other Moon Nukers, or those that need clarification.
Why do we have to wait for Answers #6 to get a comments link up?
CayleyGraph2015: Did you deliberately disable comments on Ask IMAO Anything: Answers #6?
I’m answering these two related questions since they both arrived within two minutes of each other. Friday’s “glitch” was actually a screw-up. It seems when composing it, a stray mouse click disabled the setting to allow contents, and I didn’t discover that until I got both the question submitted to the old post and the email submitted to the Ask IMAO Anything email address. I can’t blame a hacker for that.
walruskkkch: Which came first, the Chicken, the egg or BACON?
All that really matters is that we now have bacon, right?
cayleygraph2015: Why do so many people ask for Coke when Pepsi is objectively better?
Why do so many people ask for Pepsi when Coke is objectively frackin’ awesome!
Trick questions. Dr Pepper is best.
Oppo: Why did Snopes rate tales about Niagara “Mostly Falls”?
Niagara? Falls? Slowly I turned…
Oppo: Who invented the formula “Who / What / When / Where / How / Why?” In what location, manner, and year was it devised, and for what purpose?
Ron Greenberg for a game show on NBC.
Slapout: When you make “IMAO: The Movie”, can I help with the special effects?
We’re counting on it.
Oppo: When you make “IMAO: The Movie”, can I help with the RiffTrax version?
If you think you can take Kevin Murphy, you go right ahead.
Slapout: When will the Braves win the World Series again?
First, look at their previous titles:
- 1914 Boston Braves
- 1957 Milwaukee Braves
- 1995 Atlanta Braves
So, it’s obvious that the next title will be after they pack up and move again.
Harvey: Same question, except Brewers and without the “again”.
Milwaukee’s National League team got their title in 1957 with the Braves. Shoulda stayed in the American League.
Dear Friend,
How are you doing today, and your family, I’m happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Paraguay. Presently I’m in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile,I didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.
Now contact my secretary, is name is Mr.muhammad Youssef and is email address is (mr.muhammadyoussef123@gmail.com),ask him to send you the total $200.000.00 which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with my secretary Mr.muhammad Youssef and instruct him where to send the amount to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time.in the moment, i am very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Mr.muhammad Youssef and he will send the amount to you without any delay.
With best regards,
Mr.Abdul
I knew it was just a matter of time before this happened.
If you have a question, you can email us at Ask.IMAO.Anything@gmail.com or simply leave your question in the comments.
And, thanks to the Moon Nukers that helped answer questions last time:
- walruskkkch
- cayleygraph2015
Bacon to you, and to those that have been answering questions earlier.
- Happy Fun Ball
- DamnCat
- zzyzx
- CLIFFY
- Rihar
Ask IMAO Anything! We know everything!
Has the stray mouse whose click screwed up the previous “Ask IMAO” posting been disciplined?
and can you please supply a video of the discipline. Asking for a friend.
If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas do you have to leave your winnings there as well?
Yes. And if you were born in Vegas, you can never leave. It is physically impossible. If you try to leave, you will warp around to the other side of the city like Pac-Man.
I thought maybe a huge white ball chases you and returns you. They’ve upgraded?
Winnings!? What winnings?
What kind of powers would Batman have gotten if he’d been bitten by a radioactive bat?
Built-in radar. His name would have been Radar Man so no name infringement with Radar of M.A.S.H. fame. Kapeesh?
The bigger question is what powers would Cat Woman have gotten if bitten by a radioactive Super Boy?
None that she could use as they were imposed upon her by the Patriarchy and exist to promote male dominance of the world.
What is the first Rock n Roll record?
“A Saw and a Baseball Bat.”
I thibk you’re thinking of “A Dog and a Butterfly”
If you were a Survivalist, what Would Go in your Bugout Bag ?
A saw and a baseball bat.
You can get out of any situation with those.
Just don’t forget your towel.
“Trick questions. Dr Pepper is best.”
Isn’t the lamentations of the women and seeing your enemies driven before you what’s best?
I thought it was “Hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper”.
True. But having that happen while drinking Dr Pepper is bestest of the best.
“Milwaukee’s National League team got their title in 1957 with the Braves. Shoulda stayed in the American League.”
Agreed, then the Astros would have been able to stay in the National League, as nature intended.
Aren’t the Astros the only team to represent both the AL and NL in the World Series?
Yes.
Not at the same time. But that would be awesome.
They tried that, but everyone just got dizzy.
Why is it that everyone in Hollywood who’s first name is “Seth” is a dipstick?
Now, now. That is not true. Some are total A**holes you know.
I know.
Where did the vandals take the handles?
They gave them to Randall Candle in the Panhandle. It was a major scandal.
…AND METHODISTS!
What do you do when you see an ally make a true assertion, but justify it with entirely faulty logic?
Register Democrat.