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Two Groups of Women Brawl in Toledo Restaurant on National Margarita Day
WTVG | 2/26/2024 | Tony Geftos

TOLEDO, Ohio (WTVG) – Drinks, chairs, and fists all flying.

Video from inside El Viejon Mexican Restaurant, located at 1045 S. Reynolds Rd., shows two groups of women erupting into an all-out brawl on National Margarita Day.

“Sometimes people can’t handle more than two margaritas,” said Juan Castro, a server and spokesperson for the restaurant.

It started with an exchange of words that escalated and eventually spilled into the lobby.

You can see some people recording the fight on their phones, others heading for the door. Castro said the fight that happened on Feb. 22 left the establishment trashed.

“It’s not fair. You know, we do our best to serve our community,” explained Castro. “The other thing that happened, the people, when they saw the problem, they started running out without paying their bills.”

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SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 4 Matches 99 & 100 : Results Round 4 Matches 97 & 98

April is just flying by and so is Round 4. Here are the results from last week and the next two matches.

Round 4 Match 97

Aly Raisman 102 Defeats Alex Morgan 97

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Round 4 Match 98

Brooks Nader 107 Defeats Genie Bouchard 82

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This week

Round 4 Match 99

Abby Dahlkemper vs Clair Bidez

Abby Dahlkemper

  • Round 1 Match 1 Lost to Alana Blanchard 74-175
  • Round 2 Match 37 Defeated Allie Ayers 112-72
  • Round 3 Match 69 Defeated Chase Carter 92-78
Abby Dahlkemper

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Clair Bidez

  • Round 1 Match 11 Defeated Christie Valdiserri 275-12
  • Round 2 Match 54 Lost to Dominique Piek 82-97
  • Round 3 Match 70 Defeated Ana Ivanovic 103-53

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Round 4 Match 100

Genevieve Morton vs Hannah Ferguson

Genevieve Morton

  • Round 1 Match 13 Defeated Erin Willerton 116-43
  • Round 2 Match 55 Lost to Georgia Gibbs (86-86) 150-158
  • Round 3 Match 71 Defeated Anastasia 106-61

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Hannah Ferguson

  • Round 1 Match 16 Defeated Haley Kalil 121-50
  • Round 2 Match 56 Lost to Hailey Clauson 80-81
  • Round 3 Match 72 Defeated Bruna Schmitz 118-51

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Trump Drafted Into Army

President Waives Usual Age Limits, Fact That There’s No Peacetime Draft

“My son Beau was drafted into the Navy, served in the Engineers as a conductor; I was in the caboose, almost got drafted by the Cowboys. Not hyperbole!” yells hyper bully.


 

Straight Line of the Day: If We Have No Free Will, …

Stanford Scientist, After Decades of Study, Concludes: We Don’t Have Free Will
MSN | 10/17/2023 | Corinne Purtill

… After more than 40 years studying humans and other primates, [Stanford University neurobiologist Robert] Sapolsky has reached the conclusion that all human behavior is as far beyond our conscious control as the convulsions of a seizure, the division of cells or the beating of our hearts.

This means accepting that a man who shoots into a crowd has no more control over his fate than the victims who happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. It means treating drunk drivers who barrel into pedestrians just like drivers who suffer a sudden heart attack and veer out of their lane.

“The world is really screwed up and made much, much more unfair by the fact that we reward people and punish people for things they have no control over,” Sapolsky said. “We’ve got no free will. Stop attributing stuff to us that isn’t there.”

Sapolsky, a MacArthur “genius” grant winner, is aware that this is an out-there position. Most neuroscientists believe humans have at least some degree of free will. So do most philosophers and the general population. Free will is essential to how we see ourselves, fueling the satisfaction of achievement or the shame of failing to do the right thing.


 


 


 

Babesleaga Group Y : Week 7 : Barbara Eden vs Suzanne Pleshette

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Barbara Eden vs Suzanne Pleshette

Barbara Eden (6-0-0 Pts. 832 Avg. 138.67)

  • Defeated Angie Dickinson 148-20
  • Defeated Linda Evans 163-61
  • Defeated Dawn Wells 126-65
  • Defeated Elizabeth Montgomery 108-107
  • Defeated Tina Louise 128-24
  • Defeated Sally Fields 159-32

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Suzanne Pleshette (6-0-0 Pts. 740 Avg. 123.33)

  • Defeated Elizabeth Montgomery 99-81
  • Defeated Dawn Wells 130-109
  • Defeated Sally Fields 128-56
  • Defeated Tina Louise 152-55
  • Defeated Linda Evans 93-63
  • Defeated Angie Dickinson 138-67

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Babesleaga Group Y : Week 7 : Dawn Wells vs Tina Louise

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Maryann vs Ginger

Dawn Wells (3-3-0 Pts. 573 Avg. 95.00)

  • Defeated Linda Evans 108-76
  • Lost to Suzanne Pleshette 109-130
  • Lost to Barbara Eden 65-126
  • Defeated Angie Dickinson 106-97
  • Defeated Sally Fields 97-44
  • Lost to Elizabeth Montgomery 88-102

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Tina Louise (1-5-0 Pts. 399 Avg. 66.50)

  • Defeated Sally Fields 113-72
  • Lost to Elizabeth Montgomery 47-181
  • Lost to Angie Dickinson 90-110
  • Lost to Suzanne Pleshette 55-152
  • Lost to Barbara Eden 24-128
  • Lost to Linda Evans 70-131

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“. . . And My Advice for Those Who Die . . . “

” . . . Beware the bennies in your thighs . . . “

‘Zombie’ Drug Made From Human Bones Is Pushing Addicts To Dig Up Graves
Metro | 4/6/2024 | Brooke Davies

A psychoactive drug made from human bones is leaving addicts digging up graves in order to get their fix.

Police officers are guarding cemeteries in Freetown, Sierra Leone, after more people are turning to the drug Kush.

It is made from a variety of toxic substances, with one of its main ingredients [being] ground-up human bone.

Human remains contain traces of sulphur, which allegedly can enhance the [e]ffects of drugs.

It first emerged in the country around six years ago and induces a hypnotic high which can last for several hours.

An official from Freetown Municipal Council told West Africa Democracy Radio that armed police were being deployed to protect cemeteries in the Sierra Leonean capital after graverobbers harvested bones from several corpses overnight.

Sierra Leone Ministry of Health chief, Harold Thomas, told the radio station: ‘They are also even using bones of dead people to actually make these compounds so they can smoke. It’s a menace to society.’

In the past few weeks, police have supercharged efforts to combat graverobbing. Detective Ahmed Sheku Turay said that officers have targeted graveyards in Freetown’s Racecourse Cemetery where people known as ‘Kush Boys’ have been found tampering with graves.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13278719/kush-zombie-drug-Sierra-Leone-police-cemeteries-human-bones.html


 

Babesleaga Group Y : Week 7 : Angie Dickinson vs Linda Evans

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Angie Dickinson vs Linda Evans

Angie Dickinson (2-4-0 Pts. 517 Avg. 86.17)

  • Lost to Barbara Eden 20-148
  • Defeated Sally Fields 153-59
  • Defeated Tina Louise 110-90
  • Lost to Dawn Wells 97-106
  • Lost to Elizabeth Montgomery 60-88
  • Lost to Suzanne Pleshette 67-138

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Linda Evans (2-4-0 Pts. 559 Avg. 93.17)

  • Lost to Dawn Wells 76-108
  • Lost to Barbara Eden 61-163
  • Lost to Elizabeth Montgomery 85-107
  • Defeated Sally Fields 143-55
  • Lost to Suzanne Pleshette 63-93
  • Defeated Tina Louise 131-70

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Straight Line of the Day: To Get a Job as One of Biden’s 20,000 Climate Workers, …

Want To Get a Job as One of Biden’s 20,000 Climate Workers? Here’s What You Need To Know
Fast Company | April 2, 2024 | Jessica Hulinger

… Though the Climate Corps will be small at launch, the plan is to expand it to 20,000 jobs within its first year. The longer term goal is more lofty: Biden wants $8 billion from Congress to scale the corps and add 50,000 new roles each year through 2031.


 


 

Babesleaga Group Y : Week 7 : Sally Fields vs Elizabeth Montgomery

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Sally Fields vs Elizabeth Montgomery

Sally Fields (0-6-0 Pts. 317 Avg. 52.83)

  • Lost to Tina Louise 72-113
  • Lost to Angie Dickinson 59-163
  • Lost to Suzanne Pleshette 56-128
  • Lost to Linda Evans 55-143
  • Lost to Dawn Wells 44-97
  • Lost to Barbara Eden 32-159

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Elizabeth Montgomery (4-2-0 Pts. 666 Avg. 111.00)

  • Lost to Suzanne Pleshette 81-99
  • Defeated Tina Louise 181-47
  • Defeated Linda Evans 107-85
  • Lost to Barbara Eden 107-108
  • Defeated Angie Dickinson 88-60
  • Defeated Dawn Wells 102-88

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