He’s Still the President
I was discouraged to see how many commenters yesterday said they hoped that Obama would turn into a goat and stay that way. Despite my own differences with Obama, he is the President of the United States and it would not reflect well on our country to have a president stuck in the form of a goat whether through black magic or otherwise. This would ruin numerous treaties (most of them have a “no treaty with goats” clause) and make us the laughingstock of our enemies. While it is okay to hope Obama fails, for the sake of the country wish him good health and non-goatness.
(18 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
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April 7th, 2009 at 8:39 am
But he is going to stay a chicken right?
April 7th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Frank, you are a true patriot, and a man among boys.
I, on the other hand, simply wish Obama would turn into a human.
April 7th, 2009 at 8:57 am
How about a monkey?
Yep, I went there.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:36 am
I disrespectfully disagree. As a goat, bho would do far less harm to this country.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Whoawhoawhoa! Frank, don’t you think “black” magic sounds kinda racist? Don’t you mean “African-American magic”?
April 7th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Nope…
I’d rather take my chances with a goat. Most of the treaties BHO (goatness be upon him) will be involved with aren’t things we should do anyway. Current treaties could stand a ‘fresh look-see’ too.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:29 am
When Obama tries to embarrass the United States … again … I hope he fails. When he simply tries to embarrass himself, he will succeed.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Good Health and Non-goatness to you.Good Health and Non-goatness to you. You look like a Muslim,and you act like one too. (To be set to the tune of ‘Happy Birthday To You’) Yes, nothing but hearts and rainbows, unicorns and fairies ( stop hijacking the thread Bawny!!) for the O-bah-muhh.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Okay, he can change back into a human after 24 hours.
But after his “I Want Everyone In the World to Love Me” tour where he acknowledged America’s “arrogance” towards Europe, standing before the Turkish Parliament to re-assure people how we’re not at war with Islam, as well as that shameful bowing bit before the Saudi King (where he was darn near on all fours) and giving the Queen of England an iPod filled with music and his “Most Inspiring” speeches…well, he certainly didn’t act very Presidential.
America is already the laughingstock of many of the countries where That One has opted to spread those feelings of ooey-gooey hopey-changiness. His recent tour did nothing to change that.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:54 am
The ‘B.” could stand for ‘Bowel.
And the ‘H.’ stands for ‘Hubris.’
And there’s no question about the last name.
Bowel Hubris OneBadAssMistakeAmerica
April 7th, 2009 at 11:07 am
With all due respect Frank, it may be your president. As far as I am concerned, the United States will not have a president until at least 1/20/2013. Even a pos like hillary would have been better for this country than that current thing inhabiting the White house. I cannot, and will not in good conscious accept that my beloved country has fallen into the hands of a marxist. I cannot believe that any real American would even consider a modicuome of respect for the idiot currently embarrassing the White House and our country. So let the commie turn himself into a goat or other form of animal and let him stay that way. And if those people don’t want treaties with goats, maybe they aren’t worth having a treaty with.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Can goats read teleprompters?
April 7th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Can goats read teleprompters?
NO, but the eat teleprompters.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Um, Frank… Jug Ears is already making us a laughingstock in all his non-goatiness. Perhaps the Change we can believe in is Jug Ears Changing into a Goat.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:53 am
If we became the laughig stock of our enemies? We are there. Not just a laughing stock but laughed at with myrth and jubilation is how the POTUS is perceived. While in Turkey Obama visited the Blue Mosque which was built over a Byzantine Chrisian church and admired his name “Hussein” inscribed in the ceiling. Any symbolism there?
He is a goat., a Judas goat to be specific.
April 7th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Well, we currently have an ass for a President… how much worse would a goat be?
April 7th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
The goat – any goat – would be a vast improvement, and far less embarrassing. Goats merely eat garbage. B Hussein spews it.
April 7th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
it may look like a president. It may sound like …never mind that now, it may smell like a president but it’s actually a pod-goat from the planet mars.
What good are treaties anyway. Bring on the goat.
In fact, put o’Boy in the undisclosed location and put a goat up there in front of the teleprompter. Nobody will notice except us, cause things will slow down going to hell.
April 8th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Mr. President! Will you raise taxes?
– Nyaaaaah!
Mr. President! Will you cut the military budget?
– Nyaaaaah!
Mr. President! What do you think of Congress?
– Baaaaaah!
Mr. President! What will you do about health-care?
– Ah! The teleprompter is working again!
What was your question?
[LOL! That was awesome. -Ed.]