What to Do If a Doctor Is After Your Kids’ Tonsils

Blinded by profit, doctors often try to remove tonsils from children. If your doctor wants to remove your child’s tonsils, take some step to make sure it’s necessary.

* Ask the doctor if he’s considered whether the problem could be just allergies or something.

* Ask how much profit will he make from this “necessary” procedure.

* Take your child’s medical files and send it to Barack Obama. He or another qualified bureaucrat will determine whether the operation is necessary.

* Wait eight to ten months for a response.

Remember: Only you can prevent doctors from making a profit off your kids’ tonsils.

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24 Comments

  1. I’ve heard that He wants to shoot all the greedy doctors and replace them with trained dogs. But dogs are controlled by the dog treat motive, which is no better than the evil profit motive. For the first time, I don’t see the brilliance in one of His plans.

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  2. The worst part about that moronity?
    Well, my brother and sister had their tonsils out at the first sign of a sore throat. I was in an age group where they decided to not take them out.

    For my whole life I get at least one serious case of tonsilitis a year. Which means high fever, sore throat and difficulty eating. I also get a bunch of other infections of the throat like strep all the time.

    I nearly always have a sore throat. Back in the day it was cool, I could smoke a cig, go to the school nurse and she would send me home because my tonsils were inflamed and all red.

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  4. aw hells bells, you coulda sent them youngins over to my neck of the holler! I’d have done it for 10 dollars an a case of PBR! How come my prices is so low? cause I ain’t got no fancy medical school bills to pay off! (I tought mysself!)

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  5. “Remember: Only you can prevent doctors from making a profit off your kids’ tonsils.”

    Revert to the olden days: Offer up the kitchen table, an O’bucket of water, and a nice gubmental ham as payment.

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  6. Let me be clear about the serious problem facing our nation, that of these so-called “doctors” with their so-called “medically necessary tonsil removals”. We know, in fact, that many of these so-called “doctors” with their so-called “medically necessary tonsil removals” are really cannibals who have found a ready source for tender, delectable flesh. There is really no debate about that, except from some deniers who want to do nothing.

    A lot of it is going to have to be we as a culture and a society making better decisions within our own families and for ourselves. But what we can do is make sure that at least some of the waste that exists in the system that is not making anybody’s tonsils better that is loading up on additional tests or additional drugs that the evidence shows is not going to improve care, that at least we can let these so-called “doctors” know and your tender, delectable child know that, you know what, maybe this so-called “medically necessary tonsil removal” isn’t gonna help. Maybe you’re better off not taking the surgery, but taking the painkiller.

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  8. If tonsils are outlawed, only outlaws will have tonsils.

    So Obamacare is now like a Seinfeld episode:

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    Elaine (flirting): I still have my tonsils. Everyone in my family has their tonsils. In fact, we were forbidden to socialize with anyone who didn’t have their tonsils.

    Doctor: That’s interesting, because no one in my family has tonsils, and we were forbidden to socialize with tonsil people.

    Jerry: Well, it’s like the Capulets and the Montagues.

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  9. I think we all ought to mail out kids tonsils to President Obama to make sure it was actually necessary. Damn greedy doctors. They do not care one bit about their patients health.

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  10. Obama blamed the wrong group for tonsil theft. He is naming doctor’s to cover for the secret alien invasion.
    All those abductions were just little green guys stealing tonsils for a snack. The anal probes were tonsil thefts from liberals.

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  12. 1:Instruct the doctor to keep the tonsils, and have them shipped out for independent testing 2:inform doctor that a test return showing no reason for removal will result in his castration 3: find new doctor

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  15. USSjimmycarter is too funny………Obama does not care about our health. He cares about his and too hell with everyone else. He just wants to socialize the country…….what a shame. First black president and instead of building our great country up and healing the last vestiges of racism, has instead decided to tear our country down from a capitalistic country to a socialistic country and promoting racism by commenting about a friend of his after acknowledging he does not have all the facts, and was not there. What a dope!! May he burn in hell.

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