[High Praise! to RAML]
How To Use Bacon To Make Your Life Incredible And Amazing
This goes above and beyond just rubbing some bacon on it.
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Okay, a couple of those are good, but most of them kinda suck. I can’t give it a Bacon rating, it will have to settle for Sizzlean.
And here I thought the whole thing was funny. I’d give it bacon, but it seems to have a lot of it already.
RAML gets BACON! just for suggesting the link.
The guy eating bacon while being mauled by a bear was good.
Minimalistic but effective, horrifying but humorous.
I’m an artist (sort of). I know about these things.