I’m sure you’ve picked up that Frank J. didn’t watch Breaking Bad when the episodes originally aired. But, he finally gave in and has started watching them on Netflix.
What does this mean? Well, he doesn’t know what happened yet. He’s into Season Four now, and saw several things happen, but there are still a lot of surprises left.
He just recently saw the episode with Jesse and Gale, and Gus’ reaction to that. Mike has taken a bigger role in the show, but he doesn’t know where that’s going. And, he hasn’t seen the episode where we found out the history of Hector and Gus.
And, now we have the purpose of this post.
Don’t spoil Breaking Bad for Frank J., okay? Nobody needs to blow the surprise about what happens when Sklyer’s parents visit, Jesse becoming a priest, or us finding out that Marie and Gus are related.
Whatever you do, don’t mention Walt Junior’s being found dead in bed with Meth Whore Wendy, Skinny Pete and Badger on Air Force One, or the cross-over episode with Warehouse 13.
That kind of stuff will just spoil it for Frank J. So, no spoilers, okay?
If you mess this up, we’ll have to send Mike after you. Fourth-Season Mike, not Fifth-Season Mike.
So we are not allowed to tell him about the bankruptcy of the car wash and the follow-up where Skyler and Marie work as pole dancers to make up the loss?. Or the part where Hank comes out of the closet but it is considered OK since he is a federal employee?
Those are the very plot points we want to keep from Frank J. It would spoil it all.
@2 – At the risk of tipping anything, I’d say Frank really deserves 5th season Mike.
I wouldn’t want to meet 5th season Mike in a dark alley at night.
The Warehouse 13 crossover confused me when Artie bought a large stake in Walt’s drug empire. I never saw it was just a ruse to allow Pete and Micah to recover an artifact. What a twist!
Dodsfall:
But at least we know where the Heisenberg hat wound up.
I think the real reason Frank hasn’t been on the blog much is starting to come out…avoiding Breaking Bad spoilers.
I don’t think you have to worry, Basil. Frank gave up TV – and blogging – to write fantasies.
I just hope there are no sparkly vampires in it.
No, but it sounds like he has this thing for beautiful women and the supernatural.
The internet ruined Lost for me. So I just stopped using it until I watched all of Breaking Bad.
I recommend this to anyone trying to watch any TV show at any time. Just… turn off your computer. Trust me.
You’ll also lose weight and make real friends that exist outside of Facebook.