Straight Line of the Day: How Does Vladimir Putin Stay in Such Great Shape?

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How does Vladimir Putin stay in such great shape?

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  1. How does Vladimir Putin stay in such great shape?

    Biatch slapping Obama every morning.

    Drinking the blood of virgins.

    He follows Michelle Obama’s dieting advice.

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  2. He throws heavy stuff in the air, working his way up to be able to nuke the moon with a handheld device!

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  3. He gets injected with the same steroids that they give to the Russian Women’s Power Lifting team

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