Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What is President Obama most looking forward to in his last 2 years in office?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What is President Obama most looking forward to in his last 2 years in office?
… the worship of his underlings, namely everyone he sees.
… golf, golf, dog buffets, expensive trips on AF-1, golf, speeches with TPOTUS, being serviced by the media, golf.
…Two full years of campaigning for his next gig – UN Secretary-General.
…Making Boehner cry becoming a hobby…
…Eric Holder – Supreme Court Justice
…Even less time with his family, now that he doesn’t need them as a political prop.
…Amnesty becoming his Ozymandias moment…
Increased chances he will finally be allowed to be clear.
…finally being regarded as ‘destructive’ and not ‘incompetent’ by the pollyannas on the Right.
Getting two giant foam middle fingers made for his Farewell Address.
The Champions tour (PGA)
His next 20…
Amnesty
Hoping to thwart those who wish to give him another term…20 to life.
that cute Rod Blagojevich for a room-mate.
Just kicking back, putting his feet up on the desk, and remembering all the times he’s kicked back and put his feet up on the desk.
Hard to say between lying, stealing, vacations, lousy golf games, freeing Gitmo savages, quality time with Reggie, avoiding the Beard & the Sideburns as much as possible, covering up myriads of criminal activity in the Executive Branch, reading big words that he can’t fathom off of teleprompters to various groups of idiots, signing any EO that President Jarrett flings across his desk, acting stupidly, having Susan Rice lie for him, having Josh Earnest lie for him, having the wretched media lie for him, and sneaking into mosques. Oh wait, that’s just a continuation of the first 6 evil years, although it’s a safe bet the next 2 years will be no different. Knowing Obama, he will come up with some unique form of insanity, like signing an Executive Order reclassifying World War 2 as workplace violence.
Packing his ukases.
…all the full length mirrors in the residence.
…tongue baths from ‘reporters’
Finding out from Hillary how it’s humanly possible to leave this job, of all jobs on earth, dead broke.
Telling the American people “Take this job and Chavez it!”
. . . life’s nineteenth hole
. . . trying new recipes from his favorite Chinese cookbook – “Woking Your Dog”
. . . further testing of Abraham Lincoln’s statement that “you can’t fool all the people all the time”
. . . reunions with his choom gang
. . . trips to see his favorite baseball team at Comiskey Field (the White Sox used to play their games at Comiskey Park, and now play the at US Cellular Field)
. . . two more opening days at Comiskey Field, where he will throw out the first bitch, er, pitch
What is President Obama most looking forward to in his last 2 years in office?
Statute of limitations
… Campaigning for someone other than Hillary 2016.
… No meddling kids asking him where Bo is.
… Fore more years.
Building the country’s only adequate healthcare facility in his secret lair.
Legally hyphenating his first name to Che-Barack.
Nation wide man woman and child hunt for that one person who did get to keep their doctor or healthcare plan or that one dollar a year for 2500 years rate decrease.
golf, golf and more golf… oh wait, that was the first 6 years, never mind.
Planning his Jan 17, 2017 nuptials with Reggie Love.
@23 Dammit! Jan 21, 2017
Turning the lights out on the country when he leaves office.
He can finally take the White House tour without waiting for tickets.
Nobody will care when he sneaks a Twinkie!
It will hurt slightly less than a root canal . . . without anesthetic.
rewriting the history of his first six years.
@18 – the dumbbell actually said Cominskey Field, before admitting he couldn’t remember anyone who ever played on his “favorite team.” What a horrible fraud he is at every level.
Pebble Beach