[Submitted by Oppo (High Praise!)]

Liberals Be Like:

“WE’RE DRESSING IN THESE HANDMAIDEN COSTUMES BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT!”

“No, we don’t. We don’t want you to dress like that.”

“AH-HA! YOU DON’T WANT US TO DRESS LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT SHOWS HOW YOU WANT US TO DRESS!”

“We don’t want you to dress like that.”

“YOU DON’T BECAUSE YOU DO! JUST LIKE OUR PINK HATS! YOU DIDN’T WANT US TO WEAR THEM EITHER!”

“Right.”

“BUT WE WORE THEM BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT TO BE SEEN THAT WAY!”

“We don’t want to see you that way, either!”

“THEN WE ACHIEVED OUR GOAL! BUT THEN WE DECIDED THEY WERE TRANSPHOBIC!’

“Pretty stupid . . . ”

“RACIST!”

” . . . tomfoolery . . . ”

“SEXIST PLUS RACIST!”

” . . . if you want to engender discussion.”

” ‘ENGENDER’? TRANSPHOBIC!”

“I didn’t use ‘engender’ that way.”

“YOU’RE A FLUID DRUID!’

“That’s not even a thing.”

“IT IS NOW! AND YOU’RE AGAINST IT!”

“Your reasoning is poor.”

“ELITISM! PRIVILEGE! NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO DISS THE POOR!’

” ‘Diss’?”

“IT’S SHORTHAND FOR ‘DISRESPECT’! IT SPEEDS UP ARGUMENTS, BECAUSE THE ‘RESPECT’ IS REMOVED!”

“Sounds about right.”